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I literally just did backflips over hearing that David Wise is returning!

Honestly, I loved DKCR, so I'm very eager to play this one (especially considering I already have a Wii U).

Because they were hit by a shrink ray!

Who's shrink ray was it?

Juuuuuuuuust a little...

If the Gangplank Galleon was far away from DK Island, how did the Kremlings steal the hoard?

It matters because DK Island matters!

Why does DK Island matter?

Cause it's anti-matter!

Why would anti-matter be on DK Island?

DK would eat it. Then it would keep singing inside of his stomach, and DK would go insane!

What's the worst thing DK has eaten?

Darth Vader: NOOOOOoOOooOooOo


Would Sonic murdering DK be a weird episode of CSI DK Island?

No, because Sonic the Hedgehog is also racing and he's the fastest thing alive, and he wins the race!

What will he do with the DKCR copy?

It wasn't me, it was Mama Luigi!

i can haz dkcr?

The question fell into a void of nothingness.

And yes, that's really what it stands for.

What is DK doing now?

OMG!!!! Kiddy Escaped From the Annoying Monkey Torture Camp That For Some Reason is Owned by the Kongs Who Happen to Also Be Monkeys. It's Kinda Weird When You Think About It. Now Go Shoot That Little Ass Down!!

Maybe, let me check...

Is the above post stupid enough?

Oil!

Did I win the grand prize?

I'm pretty sure it is! It's really tall!

Yes, but we didn't want to.

Where is DK Island?

What?

Ain't this place EMPTY EMPTY EMPTY empty empty...?

Off topic: The background to foreground movement reminds me of a game I can't quite place, though... I think you're thinking of the Wario Land game for Virtual Boy. OMGOMGOMG!!! *Breathes deeply, takes inhaler* This game is the reason I signed back on here after nearly a year! I can't wait!

Or we could just pretend this never existed...

IDKIDKIDKIDK.

How come we're missing the last letter (D) in OMGKEFtAMTCTFSRiObtKWHtABMIKWWYTAINGSTLA?

Sorry for not talking to Qyzbud before I posted it. I'm very sure cfh's commercial will be better.

To TheUltimateKoopa, I give you this... WOW!!!
Thanks for replying to this boring topic. That has to be the longest list I've seen.
Thank you for making that list.

Who knows? ← Answer

What does Vegeta's scouter say about our donut level?

Does this topic include boss battles too? :?: If not feel free to move this post. Really Gnawty Rampage's summary: After they finish traversing ropey bridges, the Kongs meet an old friend. Only this time he's REALLY gnawty, and he's on a rampage! Don't worry five hits is all it takes to ...

But can Dixie break the fourth wall? Cranky Kong ftw.

I think that after you rescue Diddy and Dixie, you still have to get to Kommander K. Rool, who ran away after you rescued Diddy and Dixie, and get to play with four kongs.

Of course.

Can these questions/answers get any more stupid?

I posted my version of a commercial:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAUgl2fKlbk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3JCESdFNyw

Watch at your own risk!

Feel free to edit this post. This is a checklist for everyone until Qyzbud decides to make an official checklist. :D Gangplank Galleon Pirate Panic - Yes Mainbrace Mayhem - Yes Gangplank Galley - Yes Lockjaw's Locker - Yes Topsail Trouble - Yes Crocodile Cauldron Hot-Head Bop - Yes Kannon's Klaim - ...

Are you sure you can complete Lockjaw's Locker in reverse, due to the rising and falling of the water?

Okay, I'm back! I have created three rules for this topic. 1. You must add the length of the path you must take. Bonus levels and extra paths do not count. If the level has multiple rooms, add them altogether. 2. Bosses do not count. 3. Auto-scroll levels do not count. Remember to have plenty of fun...

Qyzbud wrote:That's good to hear, Matt! Welcome to the community.

Another fellow called mattdog1000000 joined some time ago, but hasn't been heard from since... do you know him?

No I do not know him. But it seems that he's well known around here.

Wow, who knew this could need so many investigations and technical information.

I remember dreaming that Diddy and Dixie came to my house and took me to Crocodile Isle.

The squawks section of Animal Antics!

I completed DKC2 102% last month, and I was just wondering... which is the longest level in DKC2?

My choice of which is longest is Chain Link Chamber.

I would love to see other users opinions!

Hi I'm Matt534Dog! I found DKC Atlas after watching some of DKCPlayer's videos. This place is awesome and I will be sure to follow all the rules.