DKC Atlas Forum

[The Guy]

50. Some crocks don't hide in barrels and ram into people.

[Donkey King]

51. A barrel can't shoot out barrels and eat bugs.

[Rodent]

50. Some crocks don't hide in barrels and ram into people.

Others do though.
51. Monkeys can't pilot vehicles, let alone make vehicles out of barrels.

[The Guy]

52. Bears are not friends with monkeys.

[gamer_boy997]

53. Bananas don't spin by themselves

[Donkey King]

Rodent, The Guy, and Gameboy997, it should've been 52., 53. & 54.

Anyways,

55. A Roller Coaster can't be placed in a library.

[The Guy]

56. Blue Ropes don't make you go upwards.

[Donkey King]

57. While Purple ropes don't make you go downwards without climbing/sliding without your body force, of course.

[The Guy]

58. Hooks and Crowns can't be used as Boomerangs.

[gamer_boy997]

59. Monkeys can't talk. (A.K.A., they can't say "Ow!").

[Donkey King]

60. Crocodiles cannot fly or have their own airship.

[SmudgeKWOOD]

61. If you slam the ground, a banana bunch won`t pop out

[Donkey King]

62. You don't come out of a treehouse KABOOMY way.

[SmudgeKWOOD]

63. Monkeys can`t jump on dragonflies to safely get to another place

[gamer_boy997]

64. Frogs can't jump on bees.

[SmudgeKWOOD]

65. Bees aren't 100 ft. tall (King Zing Sting)

[gamer_boy997]

66. Collecting stars does not make a token appear.

[SmudgeKWOOD]

67. Stars don't float where you can grab them

[Lanky Kong]

68.Crocodiles Can´t spin with 2 Helicopters wings

[JadeRoseofChaos]

69. Really old monkeys don't walk with a freakin cane.

[The Guy]

70. Tires used for bouncing.
71. Halves of tires in the ground that still can bounce people.

[teh epicnes]

72. Popping a balloon dosen't give you a 2nd life.

[DK4Ever]

73. If a Gorilla or Monkey step on a beetle, it won't just flip over and try to get up.

[teh epicnes]

74. frogs aren't as big as gorillas.

[CrankyMan]

75. Letters can't float.

[teh epicnes]

76 And getting four dosen't give you a 2nd life.

[HavocReaper48]

77. You can't swim through walls in the ocean floor.

[Markster]

78. Cats can't spin monkeys and throw them in the air.

[HavocReaper48]

79. Metal swords can't levitate out of lava on their own and can not go into lava without burning.

[teh epicnes]

80. Jumping into a barrel with a picture of an animal on it doesn't turn you into that animal.

[HavocReaper48]

81. Walking an animal past a sign does not turn it into prizes.

[Master clyde super]

82.There are no toy factories ran by crocs that have a giant jack-in-the-box that you need to feed banannas to a giant pig by having them magicly float into his/her mouth to get to and elecute then getting a giant key to unlockc a giant croc that ends up trippin o a rock and landon a giant crocs airshipe,slamming it into the ground so you can face the croc in a boxxing match. ME>

[Mayo]

83: Collecting 100 bananas won't give you another life.

[HavocReaper48]

84: An ape will not die at the touch of a wandering beaver.

[Mayo]

85: There are no giant shiny colourful gumballs at the end of a temple, which will not open up a golden temple when 8 of them are collected.

[Piper]

86: Amusement parks (Krazy Kremland) aren't built in the middle of huge beehives.

[HavocReaper48]

87. Bee hives are not designed as natural mazes.

[Master clyde super]

88: There are no bramble bunches that are big anough for monkeys to transferce .
89: In said bramble bunches, there are no giant bees or floating barrels.
90: If a Krocadile were to pick up metal barrel , they would not shoot barrels that would float continuity in a stait line.

[Mayo]

91: You cannot punch the moon into a volcano to make it rain bananas.

[HavocReaper48]

92: You cannot climb grassy areas on the ceiling and expect grass to be strong enough support your weight.

[Chibisai Kong]

69. Really old monkeys don't walk with a freakin cane.

No, they just sit there.

93. Dead monkeys can't return as a ghost to visit their family and help them out when needed.

[SimianSegue]

94: Beavers don't come in four beautiful designer colors
95: Beavers can't jump 30 feet

[HavocReaper48]

96: You can't expect a small jetpack to support a spider-monkey and a 300 pound ape.

[SimianSegue]

97: A rhino wouldn't let a fricking 250 pound ape ride it
98: Crock doesn't start with K
99: Giant Crocodiles don't wear pirate clothes and shoot cannon balls at you
100: A baby ape can't take down an evil mad scientist with just his fat body.

[Chibisai Kong]

101. Giant crocodiles cannot be scientists.

[HavocReaper48]

102: Crocodiles cannot organize a military and use them to overthrow an ape and his nephew via a series of sabotages and plot twists. (gosh I love this game)

103: An ostrich cannot support the weight of a 300 pound ape and a spidermonkey, let alone fly a distance.

[Chibisai Kong]

104. Monkeys and crocodiles cannot have a proper education.

[SimianSegue]

105: Old monkeys can't run a Kollege

[Chibisai Kong]

106. College is not spelled with a K.

[SimianSegue]

107: Birds can't be bananas.