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» March 20th, 2011, 3:23 am » Short link

Only if you're a geko.

Is it just me, or does Esurance have, like, the most annoying insurance commercial ever? I mean, really? Who are their ads appealing to? Do adults really think, "Hey, that hot cartoon-spy-chick told me to call... so I'ma call Esurance!"?

» March 21st, 2011, 7:33 am » Short link

Only if they're virgins/lesbians.

Am I putting too much thought into this?

» March 21st, 2011, 11:51 am » Short link

Probably... but that's okay... I think.

Why can't I think of a good question, right now?! >:|

» March 22nd, 2011, 5:50 am » Short link

Because you're stupid (get it?).

Why is the rum gone?

» March 22nd, 2011, 7:54 am » Short link

Because the pirates drank it?

Why was Justin Bieber groping his wax figure? Ewwwww.....

» March 24th, 2011, 1:05 pm » Short link

I'll answer that with another question:

Does this change my disrespect for him already?

» March 24th, 2011, 1:37 pm » Short link

Phyreburnz wrote:Why was Justin Bieber groping his wax figure? Ewwwww.....

If I had a wax figure of myself I'd probably do more than grope it, ijs.

» March 25th, 2011, 6:03 am » Short link

Yes, it should make you disrespect him more...

And Tiptup... WTF, man :lol:

Do I even want to know what else Tiptup would do if he had a wax figure?!

» March 25th, 2011, 1:10 pm » Short link

See, I'd rather have a CLONE or something, honestly, but nothing weird or anything. Actually I don't know, just pretend I don't exist.

wtf lol?

» March 26th, 2011, 1:39 pm » Short link

idk lol

FRIDAY, FRIDAY, TODAY IS FRIDAY!

Kickin' in the front row, sittin' in the back row!

WHICH ROW SHOULD I CHOOSE?!?!?!?!?

» March 27th, 2011, 1:21 am » Short link

Either the back row so you can leave before everybody else, or none, because that song is terrible!

How is it that the people that can't sing and have no musical talent get record deals?!

» March 27th, 2011, 6:49 am » Short link

Talent doesn't matter: notice how the company is called Ark Music FACTORY, parents literally pay them to take young girls out of their homes and pump out money-making auto-tuned machines. The entire music industry pretty much works like this.

Has anyone else experienced large chunks of hail today?

» March 28th, 2011, 2:10 pm » Short link

Holy f---, Tiptup... we had crazy ass hail the other day... and an EF2 tornado.

Is it bad that I wish that I had the chance to chase the tornado and that I wanted to be a tornado chaser when I was younger?

» March 29th, 2011, 5:57 am » Short link

Actually, you're not alone, there's a TV show on Discovery revolving around chasing tornadoes. I forget what it's called (obviously has "tornado" in the title though).

Even if Rebecca is an auto-tune whore, am I the only one here who prefers her over Beiber?

» March 29th, 2011, 8:07 am » Short link

... Probably not. I can't stand the entire music industry these days... Stupid Disney Stars! >.<

Why couldn't Disney just stick to cartoons?!

» March 29th, 2011, 11:14 am » Short link

MONEY, MONEY, MONEY

How come Cartoon Network can't stick to cartoons?

» March 29th, 2011, 12:24 pm » Short link

I'll answer your question with another question:

How come MTV doesn't have music any more?

» March 30th, 2011, 8:51 am » Short link

Good point. Sad, really.

Why does the X-Men have a woman on the team, when they are all called the X-*MEN*?

» March 30th, 2011, 12:46 pm » Short link

Because they are sexist pigs...

Why is it not normal to wear a cape? Who wouldn't want to wear a cape on a daily basis?!

» March 31st, 2011, 10:13 am » Short link

Cuz they get all wrinkled, teared, flowin' in the wind and are a dead giveaway.

Who would win in a fight? Mugly or Very Gnawty?

» March 31st, 2011, 1:49 pm » Short link

Very Gnawty? I guess...

Why is Lucy in the sky with diamonds?

» April 2nd, 2011, 8:55 am » Short link

To make the sky pretty.

Would you rather feel Pain, or nothing at all?

» April 2nd, 2011, 12:31 pm » Short link

That's a toughie... (and toughie is a pretty gay word, now that I think about it) feeling nothing can be more dangerous, because you get hurt without knowing. There's a disease where people can't feel pain, and they don't even know when they get hurt... so... probably feel pain all the time... I guess it depends on how severe the pain is... you might get used to it, though... Now that I've used elipsis six times, I'ma say pain, I guess.

Why do you say goodbye when I say hello? And why have my last two questions involved Beatles songs?

» April 5th, 2011, 6:42 am » Short link

Cuz I'm negative like that. And my last question quoted Three Days Grace, so you're not alone quoting other bands.

If you could have the ability to rewind time and relive all your best past moments, how much would you pay to do so?

Personally, I would give anything

by **Phyreburnz** » April 5th, 2011, 7:23 am » Short link

I'm with you, I'd give pretty much anything... besides my soul. I'm keepin' that for later use...

Why is it that I like rain so much? Everyone else that I know pretty much hates it.

» April 6th, 2011, 10:28 am » Short link

Cuz when it rains, people get wet (herp derp).

Why is it still raining in Spring?!

by **Soniccuz** » April 6th, 2011, 11:33 am » Short link

Because April showers bring mayflowers? *shot*

Isn't the answer obvious?

» April 6th, 2011, 11:57 am » Short link

My question was purposely stupid, it's in the name of the thread

Is anything more awesome than a goatee?

» April 9th, 2011, 11:29 am » Short link

Goats. Goats are more awesome than goatees.

Is there anything worse than a beard?

» April 13th, 2011, 9:31 am » Short link

People who think they look good with one when they're not.

Is it really that hard to use a razor?

» April 14th, 2011, 12:12 am » Short link

Probably not... but there is really no purpose in in... I mean, it was just a marketing scheme.

Why does the word "pirate" have such a negative connotation?

» April 18th, 2011, 3:23 pm » Short link

Dead men tell no tales.

Where did Funky get his surfboard?

» April 19th, 2011, 12:37 am » Short link

The local surfboard emporium, duh :P

Why did my school decide to give everybody spring break a week before school is over?!

» April 19th, 2011, 3:42 am » Short link

I'll answer with another question:

Haven't you noticed all schools do everything they can to make schoolwork and other things difficult for us?

» April 19th, 2011, 7:14 am » Short link

Yeah... I guess you're right... -.-

Is the pirate life the life for me?

» April 21st, 2011, 12:17 pm » Short link

If you enjoy chanting, poor health, sleeping on a hard wooden floor, stealing & killing, sure.

Do Yoshis enjoy omelets?

» April 22nd, 2011, 12:35 am » Short link

Probably not... as most of his friends are eggs.

Why is Yoshi friends with eggs, anyways?

» April 23rd, 2011, 12:01 pm » Short link

Because 90% of the people he sees is an enemy.

Wooooooooooow, what is it?

» April 25th, 2011, 2:26 am » Short link

It is a... catfish... with laser beams!

Why is it a catfish... with laser beams?

by **FefeRawft** » April 30th, 2011, 6:50 am » Short link

The catfish grew laser beams from eating too many donuts! [/referencetosomethingearlierinthethread]

Why did I return to this thread?

by **Phyreburnz** » May 1st, 2011, 2:26 am » Short link

Because you're cool like that.

Or did you just miss us?

by **FefeRawft** » May 1st, 2011, 7:31 am » Short link

I missed you guys so much that I cried myself to sleep every night I didn't come here :roll:

Can you feel the sarcasm?

» May 1st, 2011, 2:15 pm » Short link

Not over the interwebs.

Way hooo?

by **Phyreburnz** » May 2nd, 2011, 1:00 pm » Short link

I'm not exactly sure how to answer that question.... so I'm not going to :)

Why is killing people on roller coaster tycoon so much fun?

» May 4th, 2011, 6:12 am » Short link

Because of your sick, twisted mind.

Why are my allergies so motivated on killing me?

by **FefeRawft** » May 4th, 2011, 11:15 am » Short link

Because they haven't successfully killed me yet.

How have my allergies not killed me yet?

» May 4th, 2011, 2:36 pm » Short link

The force is strong with you.

Why is swearing considered "immature" and "adult language" at the same time?

by **Phyreburnz** » May 5th, 2011, 1:34 pm » Short link

Because, as we grow, the more childlike we become...

Why does that not make any sense?

» May 7th, 2011, 2:24 pm » Short link

I just don't know anymore!

Why in the heck was it RAINING in May a few days ago?!

by **Phyreburnz** » May 8th, 2011, 1:18 am » Short link

Because rain is awesome, that's why!

What, you don't like rain? Would you rather just live on mercury?

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