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» January 11th, 2011, 10:07 am » Short link

Because only cool people hang out on pirate ships.

What, you DON'T want to hang out on pirate ships?!

» January 11th, 2011, 12:43 pm » Short link

Who said I didn't? Pirate ships are cool.

What is :idea:

thinking of?

» January 12th, 2011, 6:50 am » Short link

Nothing, he never could think... after the accident *sniff*

And if you think pirate ships are cool, does that mean that you are a kremling in disguise?!

» January 12th, 2011, 9:18 am » Short link

I'll answer your question with another question:

So what you're saying is, every single pirate in the world is a crocodile?

» January 13th, 2011, 5:00 am » Short link

Duh.

What, you DIDN'T know that?!

by **Mayo** » January 13th, 2011, 2:05 pm » Short link

Nope

Does that make Captain Jack Sparrow a crocodile? o-O

» January 13th, 2011, 3:27 pm » Short link

Pretty much.

Are you a pirate?

» January 16th, 2011, 3:31 am » Short link

Yes. Yes I am. And before you ask, I am working for the Kremlings :D

So, if pirates are crocodilians, why is Captain Hook afraid of the crocodile?

» January 16th, 2011, 7:08 pm » Short link

It was a BIG crocodile that hasn't eaten anything but rocks for the last five years. That, and it made a funny noise.

If there's a next Super Smash Bros, what would your reaction be if King K Rool was going to be in it, and got replaced by Tiki Tong instead?

» January 18th, 2011, 1:37 am » Short link

I would never buy another nintendo anything, ever again.

Would it be neat if there was a game where DK and Mario had to work together to beat K. Rool and Bowser?

» January 18th, 2011, 9:02 am » Short link

Bestest game ever. That'd be like the awesomest thing since DKCR.

Would it be like Super Mario 64/Donkey Kong 64?

» January 18th, 2011, 9:38 am » Short link

Although I've not played Mario 64... DK 64 sucked pretty hard core... so I'd say that'd be the worstestestestestestestestestest game ever....

Does anybody else feel dizzy after reading that?

» January 18th, 2011, 10:09 am » Short link

No.

Do you agree with it being the bestestestestestestestestestest game ever?

» January 18th, 2011, 1:37 pm » Short link

No, but it could end up as the weirdestestestestestestestestest.

Is there an unlockable character in this DK and Mario game?

» January 19th, 2011, 6:58 am » Short link

Of course! The unlockable character is a weird combination between Diddy and Luigi.

Should we call it Luiddy or Digi?

» January 19th, 2011, 11:02 am » Short link

Neither. Luigi Kong.

But what about the other characters that are playable in Donkey Kong 64 and in Super Mario 64 DS?

» January 20th, 2011, 9:41 am » Short link

They spontaneously combust when you try to use them.

What if Banjo-Kazooie and Donkey Kong 64 were made into one game? Would it be cool, or lame?

» January 21st, 2011, 3:01 pm » Short link

If the old Rare made it, sure.

Why does the new Rare suck so much?

» January 22nd, 2011, 2:16 am » Short link

Because Chris and Tim Stamper left... and they went to the dark side... a.k.a. Microsoft.

Why would a bear have a bird in his backpack?

» January 22nd, 2011, 3:28 am » Short link

He came prepared with a quick snack.

What just happened to

?

» January 22nd, 2011, 3:51 am » Short link

Well, he just died. And we can't save him. How unfortunate...

Why does everything I love burn?

Spoiler!

(Homer Simpson quote)

» January 23rd, 2011, 5:08 am » Short link

I blame the economy.

Spoiler!

Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy reference. "Why, every time we go to the mall, it burns down to the ground?"

Why is there only one Ice Cave level (Slipside Ride) in Donkey Kong Country?

» January 23rd, 2011, 9:38 am » Short link

because there can only be one.

What would happen if there were 2 ice caves in DKC?

» January 24th, 2011, 8:00 am » Short link

We could hear more of the ice cave music! Yay!

Does Retro hate the snow?

» January 25th, 2011, 7:48 am » Short link

Yes. Yes they do.

Do you think they pray to the Heat Miser (from Santa Clause is commin' to town)? And does anybody else hate me for referencing that movie?

» January 27th, 2011, 4:41 am » Short link

Possibly, or to the TIKI GODS??? And movies references are OK. It made the question stupid.

is Anyway You Want It the way you need it?

» January 27th, 2011, 9:57 am » Short link

Most definitely not.

And isn't it the point to ask a stupid question?

» January 28th, 2011, 4:05 pm » Short link

Only in this kind of thread.

Should I end this question with a :?:

» January 30th, 2011, 2:29 am » Short link

No, you'll break the internet if you do.

What would you do if they made a movie about Donkey Kong and the rest of the DK crew break-dancing?

» January 30th, 2011, 10:54 am » Short link

Reeeeeeeeally corny.

Would there be a video game version?

» January 31st, 2011, 1:57 pm » Short link

Yes. And it would get worse ratings than the movie, no doubt.

What would make an even WORSE movie?

» January 31st, 2011, 3:46 pm » Short link

A movie about Justin Beiber.

Not like that would happen...

...right?

» February 1st, 2011, 7:46 am » Short link

Of course not!

Why would ANYONE think (or even want) to make a movie about that kid?!

» February 1st, 2011, 9:53 am » Short link

I would NEVER.

Should I of said "never"?

» February 1st, 2011, 10:25 am » Short link

If I could type groaning, I would... This is my attempt:
GGGGGRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!

Did it get the point across? And why do I suddenly hate Justin Bieber even more?

» February 2nd, 2011, 12:24 pm » Short link

Q1: Yes.

Q2: I'll answer with another question:

WHY NOT????????????

» February 2nd, 2011, 2:23 pm » Short link

Because I said so!

Does the last thing you said even count as a question?!

» February 3rd, 2011, 11:06 am » Short link

Seeing as I put like ten question marks in it, yup.

What makes Cranky Kong so cranky?

» February 3rd, 2011, 1:27 pm » Short link

He drinks un-happy for breakfast.

How does one drink a feeling?

» February 3rd, 2011, 2:18 pm » Short link

Some hex/magic potions, of course.

Where does Cranky get those?

» February 4th, 2011, 7:31 am » Short link

His local Angry supply store, of course! It's like a hardware store that sells angry... and not hardware.

Does Candy Kong eat a lot of candy, and if she does, does she have bad teeth?

» February 4th, 2011, 8:02 am » Short link

Every day. She uses that teeth whitening stuff you see in commercials to keep up.

Would Candy make a good TV show host?

» February 6th, 2011, 2:26 am » Short link

No, but she'd be good for the chick on Wheel of Fortune. She could turn the letters.

If Candy talked, do you think she'd have a terrible voice just because she's pretty?

» February 6th, 2011, 3:30 am » Short link

I'll answer that with another question:

Do you mean all pretty people have bad voices?

» February 6th, 2011, 3:51 am » Short link

Yes.

Do you think that Justin Bieber was the reason that Funky turned into a blood-thirsty commando?

» February 8th, 2011, 1:13 pm » Short link

I think he was having his periods back then.

Can you believe the Steelers lost the super bowl?!

» February 8th, 2011, 2:37 pm » Short link

Okay, now you're gonna get mad... I'm from Pittsburgh and I HATE football. I "watched" the game, but was mostly focused on the whole eating thing...

You still love me, though... right?! :'[

» February 9th, 2011, 1:36 pm » Short link

! I'm a New Yorker and I still watched and enjoyed it... But, sure, it's cool if you hate it and like eating

Why so serious in a forum like this?

» February 9th, 2011, 2:23 pm » Short link

Because, if you knew... Pittsburghers are crazy about football... There were cops fckin' everywhere around southwestern PA this weekend. Three hundred extra city police officers were on duty, plus 100 from the Allegheny County Sheriff's Office, the county police, state police and Carnegie Mellon and Pitt university police, even thought the game was over 1,000 miles away...There were 160 people that worked in Allegheny County Jail that called off sick Superbowl weekend. Did I mention that Pittsburghers were crazyabout football? If only you, too could witness the madness...

Is it stupid that I just answered a single question with an entire paragraph?... I'll answer that now... Yes...

Who is the Kongs' fashion designer?

» February 10th, 2011, 7:03 am » Short link

Candy Kong. She digs ties.

Is that when you KNOOOOOOOOOOW, that you're Halfway There?

(Halfway There?)

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