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» May 8th, 2011, 6:36 am » Short link

And hang out with aliens? Sounds cool.

Isn't Crabcore the best guitar style you've ever seen?

by **Phyreburnz** » May 9th, 2011, 11:31 am » Short link

I don't know...

Okay, I just got one of the Crash Bandicoot games for gamecube... Can controls for a game REALLY be THAT bad?!

» May 11th, 2011, 1:25 pm » Short link

It could just be your controller, I know my GC controller sucks.

Can Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance?

by **SimianSegue** » May 11th, 2011, 1:57 pm » Short link

No, they just like the number 15

Why do Onions make you cry?

by **Phyreburnz** » May 13th, 2011, 1:40 am » Short link

Because onions are bastards that like to break your heart<\3

Why are onions so mean?!

by **Markster** » May 13th, 2011, 11:40 pm » Short link

Maybe because you cut up and use there kind as condiments,

Why is link in soul caliber 2 gamecube version?

by **Phyreburnz** » May 14th, 2011, 3:13 am » Short link

Because they felt like it!

How much is that doggy in the window?

by **Crammalamma** » May 16th, 2011, 6:41 am » Short link

I'll answer your question with another question:

How much was it adopted for?

by **Phyreburnz** » May 17th, 2011, 2:21 am » Short link

I don't know.

If I knew how much it was adopted for, why would I be asking how much it is?

» May 19th, 2011, 8:33 am » Short link

This is a question within a question with an answer within an answer....

Why the heck are Inception jokes more famous than the movie itself?

by **Crammalamma** » May 19th, 2011, 9:44 am » Short link

Because they make more people curious.

Do you think the new upcoming Mario games for the 3DS will be fun?

» May 19th, 2011, 10:07 am » Short link

Yes. Yes I do.

Do you like waffles?

» May 19th, 2011, 10:31 am » Short link

Yeah, we like waffles!

Do you like pancakes?

» May 19th, 2011, 10:35 am » Short link

Yes I like pancakes!

Do you like french toast?

by **Crammalamma** » May 20th, 2011, 3:14 am » Short link

Yeah, we like french toast!

Shall we reference another song?

» May 20th, 2011, 8:33 am » Short link

Sure.

What song do you have in mind

by **Crammalamma** » May 20th, 2011, 8:40 am » Short link

Any song by IOSYS or similar.

A bus left the Scarlet Devil Mansion, three people boarded at the start. At Hakugyokurou, one person left, and half a person boarded. At Yakumo-san's house, two people left; so how many passengers in total?

» May 20th, 2011, 9:07 am » Short link

ANSWER: It depends on how the hell you managed to get HALF of a person boarded.

What is IOSYS?

» May 20th, 2011, 10:34 am » Short link

Some Japanese music group, Google it.

Since I don't speak Japanese I'll reference a different band...

Hey man, now did ya hear, our final days are near?

» May 20th, 2011, 10:37 am » Short link

Lemme reply with a recent facebook post:

"You know, that fact that about 10% of my dA favorites on my first account (Kurochiwa-chan) is Zombieland ISN'T helping the Armageddon-is-probably-going-to-happen-on-Staurday thing..."

Why did they kill off Wrinkly and not Cranky? I'm pretty sure he's older than her. :/

» May 20th, 2011, 11:12 am » Short link

Cranky has special powers, as seen in the (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2 thread.

Did you know that your answer to my question:

Crammalamma wrote:A bus left the Scarlet Devil Mansion, three people boarded at the start. At Hakugyokurou, one person left, and half a person boarded. At Yakumo-san's house, two people left; so how many passengers in total?

is incorrect?

» May 20th, 2011, 11:15 am » Short link

LOL. Makes PERFECT sense.

But seriously. I really HAVE killed Cranky off in several of my DKC fanfics. As a matter of fact, I did that in chapter 1 of one of them and will do it in an AU world...

And yes. Yes I do.

But SERIOUSLY---how in the HELL does HALF a person board a train? :/

by **FefeRawft** » May 20th, 2011, 1:30 pm » Short link

Their legs were blown off in the war.

Who remembers the questions about the bagel's cousin?

by **Crammalamma** » May 20th, 2011, 9:37 pm » Short link

I don't remember any donut questions, but those look yummy.

@Chibisai Kong: Did you know that the answer is zero people, and that there are no buses in Gensokyo?

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» May 21st, 2011, 10:53 pm » Short link

You.

Who plays Minecraft?

by **Phyreburnz** » May 22nd, 2011, 1:09 am » Short link

Not me!

Anyone have Conker's Bad Fur Day for N64?

» May 22nd, 2011, 1:50 am » Short link

No.

What was with all the donut questions earlier?

» May 22nd, 2011, 12:42 pm » Short link

Who knows, who cares?

Where did Kiddy Kong go? He was gonna be in Donkey Kong Racing, but that was cancelled.

» May 22nd, 2011, 10:04 pm » Short link

OH OH! He took the coins!

If there's Baron Brrr, why isn't there a Baron Cinder?

by **Phyreburnz** » May 23rd, 2011, 5:40 am » Short link

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

Why am I so damn evil all of the time?

» May 23rd, 2011, 6:04 am » Short link

You have no soul.

How come this apocalypse sucked?

» May 23rd, 2011, 7:52 am » Short link

Because it's the apocalypse.

How stupid do you think that dude that predicted the end of the world feels?

by **SimianSegue** » May 23rd, 2011, 8:34 am » Short link

I think that he still thinks he's smart because his mommy told him he was. :mrgreen:

How come the good stuff is bad for you?

» May 23rd, 2011, 11:57 am » Short link

Because food hates your guts.

Why do I feel like crap even though I just got SUPER MARIO WORLD for SNES?

» May 23rd, 2011, 1:22 pm » Short link

You're probably tired.

I wonder if everyone knows that the same guy who predicted yesterday was also the same dude with Y2K?

by **Phyreburnz** » May 24th, 2011, 6:37 am » Short link

I knew it! Thanks to Wikipedia!

I wonder how many more "end of the worlds" that guy is going to predict?

by **SimianSegue** » May 24th, 2011, 6:42 am » Short link

Until he dies.....which won't be too long.

Why do the good ones die young?

» May 24th, 2011, 8:06 am » Short link

Because God knows they're the best angels ever.

Then again my great-grandmother was about 83 when she died and she was very good.

Who is the original Donkey Kong?

J/K, J/K. Who do you think is the gayest-yet-says-he's-not-gay celebrity ever?

by **SimianSegue** » May 24th, 2011, 9:31 am » Short link

Justin Bieber or Richard Simmons....(If you would even call him a celebrity)

Anyone ever played Assassin's Creed?

» May 24th, 2011, 9:32 am » Short link

Sounds fun.

Who's Richard Simmons?

by **SimianSegue** » May 24th, 2011, 9:50 am » Short link

This gay, I mean guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SCJLlSf21Y

Why can't I get off the DKC Atlas?

» May 24th, 2011, 9:53 am » Short link

Because you're an addict.

Why is the Reduced Shakespeare Company so damn hilarious?

by **SimianSegue** » May 24th, 2011, 9:56 am » Short link

I don't know who they are, but I'll look them up.

How can DK eat that many bananas and not have a huge donkey gut?

» May 24th, 2011, 10:00 am » Short link

Spoiler!

Teh Reduced Shakespeare Company is the one who did all thirty-seven Shakespeare plays in 90 minutes.

Maybe his muscle's actually fat.

What do you do when you don't remember anything from a night at the bar(the answer should actually be the name of a Jamie Foxx song)?

» May 24th, 2011, 10:05 am » Short link

You Hit it Like This!...........I think.....

Why is Justin Bieber famous? I just don't get it.....

by **Phyreburnz** » May 24th, 2011, 10:07 am » Short link

Stupid. Pre-pubescent. Girls.

Why did I not just make a single sentence right there?

» May 24th, 2011, 10:11 am » Short link

SimianSegue wrote:You Hit it Like This!

Why is Justin Bieber famous? I just don't get it.....

SimianSegue wrote:

Spoiler!

Close but no cigar: Blame It On The Alcohol.

Because apparently Canadian teenage "chick-magnents" have a good enough talent.

What does the Candyman do as he mixes it with love?

Phyreburnz wrote:Stupid. Pre-pubescent. Girls.

Why did I not just make a single sentence right there?

Who knows.

Who likes pepsi?

by **Phyreburnz** » May 24th, 2011, 10:12 am » Short link

I don't drink pop (In SWPA (southwestern Pennsylvania) we call it "pop" not "soda".... I effing hate the word soda! It makes me angreh!)

Why does the word "soda" bring out the rage in me?

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