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by **SimianSegue** » May 26th, 2011, 8:54 am » Short link

Spoiler!

It wasn't me, It was my older brother. He was trying to hide something on his laptop, and it was around my birthday, so I thought that maybe he was on Amazon, or something. So, when he got up I jumped on his computer to see what it was. Turns out I was wrong.

Why am I so addicted to DKC 2?

» May 26th, 2011, 8:58 am » Short link

Spoiler!

LOL. SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH. XD Did you tell your parents?

Because you just are. :3

(referencing the You Know You're Addicted To DKC When... topic)You said you love my work. Which ones?

by **SimianSegue** » May 26th, 2011, 9:12 am » Short link

Hit by a Smooth Criminal, Carol of the Bells, and Aren't you Her Offspring.

Are you ever going to write 10 Million Fireflies, or Parents and Children?

» May 26th, 2011, 9:15 am » Short link

Eventually. And I'm glad you loved them! I'll have to update them one of these days(I'm actually working on CotB chp.2 right now).

I'm in the middle of it right now. But I'm not sure just yet which son/daughter or parent I'm going to write about first. :/

Any ideas for the first child/parent relationship for Parent And Child?

by **SimianSegue** » May 26th, 2011, 9:20 am » Short link

Wrinkly and DK!

Spoiler!

LOL. SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH. XD Did you tell your parents?

No. That would be kinda mean, and I didn't want to be the tattletale, you know :lol:

(I'm actually working on CotB chp.2 right now).

When you say "right now", do you mean this exact moment?

» May 26th, 2011, 9:34 am » Short link

SimianSegue wrote:Wrinkly and DK!

Good idea! Thanks! ^_^

I'm actually working on CotB chp.2 right now).

When you say "right now", do you mean this exact moment?[/quote]

Yeah, something like that.

How long have you been waiting?

by **SimianSegue** » May 26th, 2011, 1:29 pm » Short link

Right after I finished.

Have you read appanapap's(is that how you spell it?) Diddy's Kong Quest?

» May 27th, 2011, 8:20 am » Short link

Yep.

Read it on www.fanfiction.net

That the same place you read my fics?

by **SimianSegue** » May 27th, 2011, 8:29 am » Short link

Yes, in fact it is.

Does anyone here have Xbox Live?

» May 27th, 2011, 8:32 am » Short link

I've played it once with my bro on his XBox.

Aren't XBoxes fun? :3

by **SimianSegue** » May 27th, 2011, 8:34 am » Short link

Yes, they are, but Rare should learn to use it better.

Where's Conker's Other Bad Day???

» May 27th, 2011, 9:03 am » Short link

Hell, I 'unno.

How come Obama and Osama are so close together in name?

by **SimianSegue** » May 27th, 2011, 9:08 am » Short link

Ok, look: It's not what you think it is.

Why does my rank say "Game Complete!" instead of Jungle Explorer?

» May 27th, 2011, 9:09 am » Short link

Not anymore it doesn't.

Why haven't I scanned anything in a while?

by **SimianSegue** » May 27th, 2011, 9:11 am » Short link

Because you don't feel like it? (Maybe?)

What's happenin' Forum?

» May 27th, 2011, 9:12 am » Short link

I don't know

Why is my principal such a b...*bleep*...ch?

by **SimianSegue** » May 27th, 2011, 9:16 am » Short link

Because we like sports and we don't care who knows!:lol:

Why do I like Kiddy so much?

» May 27th, 2011, 9:19 am » Short link

Because he's the biggest baby (LITERALLY!) any DKC fan ever saw.

What does RAWR mean?

» May 27th, 2011, 10:04 am » Short link

"Get out of my way!"

Did anyone see modern family?

» May 27th, 2011, 10:18 am » Short link

No.

How old is Cranky?

» May 27th, 2011, 12:20 pm » Short link

This new-fangled interweb doesn't deserve to know my age!

Why can't I do my homework?

» May 27th, 2011, 12:23 pm » Short link

You're too busy posting on DKC Atlas and listening to Linkin Park.

Oh wait, that's kinda me...

Why are batteries made to expire in the next decade, yet barely last over a month when I use them?

» May 27th, 2011, 12:24 pm » Short link

O.o ...

Why do Lady GaGa's male back-up dancers have to be hot gay guys?

» May 27th, 2011, 12:33 pm » Short link

Umm.....No comment.

Should I buy DKC, DKC2, or DKC3? I might be going down to a game store soon, and I need to decide.

» May 27th, 2011, 12:44 pm » Short link

Hey---I got nothing against gay guys. In fact, I think they're one of the most fun type of guys for girls to hang around with(I know a gay guy and he's really nice

).

As for your answer, I thought you had all three.

"WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

by **SimianSegue** » May 27th, 2011, 2:10 pm » Short link

Because, I like to eat in the shower!

Does anyone have a dog?
EDIT:

I have nothing against gay guys.

Nor do I. In fact I have 2 married gay uncles with a baby.

» May 27th, 2011, 11:19 pm » Short link

Not me.

Why can Sakuya stop time?

Spoiler!

Sakuya is female.

» May 28th, 2011, 9:54 am » Short link

Because bacon if INFININT.

(Pun on a pic of my uncle's.)

FINISH MY QUOTE: "Swanky is not a regular-pace talker. He's a __________."

» May 29th, 2011, 12:04 am » Short link

Umm....."Blabbermouth?"

Has anyone heard of Honeyrock?

» May 29th, 2011, 7:31 am » Short link

» May 31st, 2011, 8:07 am » Short link

It's a camp in the northwoods of Wisconsin. It looks a lot like the camp in the first Friday the 13th!

Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, the Big Bad Wolf, the Big Bad Wolf?

» May 31st, 2011, 11:43 am » Short link

No one.

Are you talking about Camp Crystal Lake?

» May 31st, 2011, 11:56 am » Short link

Yes! I swear, one day I am going to go to Honeyrock, watch all 10 films and dress up
as Jason and scare the wits out of everyone!

Do you think that the fate of the world relies on whether or not we have water spots on wine glasses like the advertisers say?

» May 31st, 2011, 12:10 pm » Short link

To tell the truth I have no idea what the fudge you're talking about.

Who's your favorite DK Boss of all time?

by **Crammalamma** » May 31st, 2011, 9:41 pm » Short link

All of them.

Why is this thread popular?

» May 31st, 2011, 9:44 pm » Short link

Because it is!

What's with the food on airlines, huh?

DO YOU KNOW MUCH I SACRIFICE????????????? :evil:

» June 1st, 2011, 8:24 am » Short link

............................DAMN.

Why was Funkythemainmonkey so angry there?

» June 1st, 2011, 9:41 am » Short link

Because I've lost control if my life. :shock:

Why do I feel like making chocolate pudding at 4am?

» June 1st, 2011, 10:11 am » Short link

Because for some reason you aren't asleep.

Wait... Four A. M.? What the f--- are you doing up at four a. m.?! Where do you LIVE?!

» June 1st, 2011, 2:59 pm » Short link

IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR, AND WHAT DID HE TELL ME TO SAY?

by **Crammalamma** » June 3rd, 2011, 5:11 am » Short link

Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

Why are you talking in all caps?

» June 3rd, 2011, 6:38 am » Short link

Spoiler!

LOL, nice...

Because he can!

Why am I covered in permanent marker? O.o

» June 3rd, 2011, 7:26 am » Short link

Because markers hate you!

WHATS HAPPENING TO MY FACE???

by **teh epicnes** » June 3rd, 2011, 9:13 am » Short link

You're breaking out because you don't wash your face.

Why did the road cross the chicken?

» June 3rd, 2011, 11:31 am » Short link

To get to the other side.

Why is my grandpa's computer tempermental?

by **Phyreburnz** » June 5th, 2011, 1:01 am » Short link

Because it has rabies!

How does a computer get rabies?

» June 5th, 2011, 8:03 am » Short link

A rabid squirrel bit it.

Why did Tim Curry think playing a "sweet transvestite from Transsexual Transylvania" in the 70s would help his career?

» June 6th, 2011, 10:03 am » Short link

Because he wasn't just any transvestite, he was a SWEET TRANSVESTITE FROM TRANSEXUAL TRANSYLVANIA!

Who got the butt?

» June 6th, 2011, 10:11 am » Short link

I got the butt! Let it work, little brother let it work! :lol:

Who else hates Belcha to hell?

» June 6th, 2011, 10:16 am » Short link

Chuck Norris.

What's with all the Chuck Norris jokes? O.o

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