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[Phyreburnz]

... to steal mini-Ratasaurus's car. Although it will look rather comical, you must try to look as cool as possible, or the car will explode. If you slow down, the car will explode. If you speed up, the car will explode. If you make the live studio audience laugh, you will explode (not the car). This pretty much means that the car will explode and that stealing it was completely useless. Now, Cranky Kong will come down from the sky to...

[HavocReaper48]

...inform you that he can now fall down from the sky and levitate, apparently. But you think something's up. Cranky will ask you, "What's wrong, sonny? ". If you reply, "Nothin'." and turn around and go back home, well, then nothin' really happened. Everything's back to normal. Which means, Donkey Kong is not normally playable in DKC2, thus dooming your chances of unlocking him. However if you reply, "Something's wrong!", Cranky will admit he underestimated the "modern" folk, and a boss battle ensues. In order to defeat this mysterious Cranky Kong imposter...

[Phyreburnz]

... you must tell him that you'll kill Wrinkly's ghost. Now that you've just pissed him off, you reach in your pocket to pull out the rooster that's been there the entire time. The rooster should distract the fake Cranky, but if you screw this next part up, the true demon within will come out and not be within anymore. While Fakey-Cranky runs around like a little girl, you need to pull out the whip that has also been in your pocket the entire time. You must precisely hit Fakey-Cranky just right to make him pass out. After he does so, you need to remove the mask, for this will be of later use. After the mask removal, you realize that Fakey-Cranky is really...

[HavocReaper48]

...Mr. X! The unused boss of DKC2! Uh oh. Well, that explains why there isn't a boss at K. Rool's Keep. In fact, that's where you're teleported after the removal. So you're in K. Rool's Keep, Stronghold Showdown, in the dark dungeons of Crocodile Isle. Unfortunately Mr. X is an unused boss, meaning his current attacks and patterns are unknown. Time to learn. As previously stated, the guy floats freely but does come down for a few seconds to slash at you. You need to use the team up to get over him and jump on him a few times. But it takes more than jumping to defeat him...

[Phyreburnz]

... as it turns out, he has an army of all of the dead Kremlings that you killed from every time you've every played a DK Game. Now is a good time to remember those fire-breathing lessons your mum paid for when you were a kid. Lucky for you, the drums of oil are actually filled with lighter fluid, the rocks are flint, and the chain links are steel. Also lucky for you, ghosts burn. Once you kill all of the ghosts, it looks like a victory until...

[HavocReaper48]

...The ghost of the ghost of Krow appears! Yeah. This guy's practically immortal. But you can't fight him here! Make a break for the Gloomy Gulch. In an abandoned ship's crownest, is where you must have the battle. All of the ghost mini neckies were killed so it's just you and him. You gotta defeat Really Kreepy Krow by dodging an onslaught of dives, nut spitting, eggs... he ha all of the attacks of any "Necky" related boss. Which is a problem. Luckily random TNT barrels spawn. And we all know, in Donkey Kong Country, TNT Barrels solve everything. After handling Krow...

[Phyreburnz]

... the ghosts of the ghost Kremlings you killed are after you. Apparently ghosts can die and come back as ghosts again. Think back... after your mum got you those fire-breathing lessons she got you something else... You now have to remember those juggling lessons. Ghosts are afraid of jugglers. Now that the ghosts have run off, you have to...

[Piper]

...Jump into the lava 67 times in a row in any lava level, then...

[Phyreburnz]

... hijack one of the hot air balloons in a lava level. You now have to find the super-hot jet thing. Now it's time for you to remember your sky-diving lessons. You need to sky dive to...

[Piper]

...open the secret hidden ''Banana Bramble'' level which involves light-speed Zingers and barrels that move too fast to see them. This level is considered impossible, and requires 100% luck. You have to beat the level, and then...

[HavocReaper48]

...Beat the time trial version, get gold perfectly the first time, or you lose all of your lives. In order to do this, you need the "time slow" ability the real Cranky Kong taunt you shortly before you embarked on your journey to save Donkey Kong. Of course, you could of used it the entire quest but you just recently realized you could out of a panic to finish the trial. After getting gold on the trial...

[Mayo]

... Rickroll yourself 700 times, while accessing a code on the file select screen, press each button IN ORDER without pausing for more than 5 milliseconds, otherwise your game will be erased and you'll have to start the entire process again. The code goes like this: Down, Right, R, Left, L, X, X, B, R, A, L, Up, Up, Up, Y, 5, T, Q, A, P, $, K, 2, O and F. You'll be immediately taken to the Animal Antics level that must be completed backwards, and you cannot be hit once.
When you reach the end you gotta...

[HavocReaper48]

...play through the level again, but this time normally. Yeah, you're screwed, unless you still have enough energy to do a "time slow" again during the Brambles' Dreaded Wind of Death. When you finish you will get ten banana coins. Keep them, you'll likely need them for later. Retreat out of Lost World, by going to Klubba's Koisk. He'll ask how you got in there the first place and he didn't notice you get in. Reply....

[Mayo]

... to the (Fake) Endless Cheat to unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2 thread located in the Forum Games section, and then choose the response "You've got mail!" to be entered into a boss battle fight with Klubba, in order to defeat him you'll need to uppercut him 64 times using his club and use his ultimate weakness against him which is ...

[Piper]

...Justin Bieber's face. You then need to go back to Pirate Panic, and read the sign that appears at the start of the level. You'll get the message ''K. Rool in da house, son!'' and all normal enemies in the game will turn into K. Rool. You need to kill all the K. Rools in the game, and then...

[HavocReaper48]

...beat all the Kaptain K. Rools. And then all of the Baron K. Rools. If you still have lives left over after that event, count the amount of lives you have and divide it by pi. If your answer is one of those "never ending" answers (aka "non terminating, non repeating") then you need to visit Kong Kollege. If you got a regular answer, well, go to the construction site in Big Ape City for a surprise.

Once you've figured out you can't get a regular answer for anything divided by Pi, go to Kong Kollege. Pay Wrinkly Kong those two banana coins you saved for addition information on the whereabouts of Donkey Kong. She says, "Wait, the original Donkey Kong from the arcade, or Donkey Kong Jr.?"

You answer...

[Phyreburnz]

... Neither. The pac-man machine was the right answer. Now Diddy is sucked into the pac-man arcade that you bought. You need to defeat all 1,000,000,000,023 levels in order to continue to see the cameo appearance of DK in the game. There's also a secret port on the back of the machine that the snes controller fits into. You now must enter the code: BABABYXXXXXZ34785UPDOWNDOWNUPDOWNDOWNDOWNXXX347 This code unlocks...

[HavocReaper48]

...more lives so you can play through the Dig Dug arcade game 900,000,001 times. You will gain a large golden key for your efforts. Keep it, it will probably come in handy somewhere. Anyway, you then realize, when you went to Kong Kollege, Wrinkly Kong was LIVING?!

Go and confront "Wrinkly" and find out she isn't there. That's odd. The classroom is practically her home. You really only remember her being in the class every time you've come to save a game or get hints. Confused, you go to Funky Kong, in his usual place. However, he has been working on his tan and hasn't seen Wrinkly. You go to Swanky Kong, who suggests she could of possibly went to Krazy Kremland, "For fabulous prizes and fun!"

With no other leads you take Swanky's advice, despite the looming feeling he was merely advertising the theme park rather than help. Look around the Kremland and...

[Master clyde super]

See a hole. Stiff Cranky's mask in it and then go to Banjo-tooie using your magic Ferret. Then, go to Witchy-world and turn into the van. Now go back and ram into A Krash, then put the other 8 banana coins in the back of you. Now, you will get the last cog and you will turn into Mr.x. Use him to...

[HavocReaper48]

...make only cameo appearances in Club Nintendo articles and German DKC2 media. Meh. Turn back to normal and get back on track - searching Krazy Kremland. Be sure to watch out for any mysterious wormhole holes like the one you encountered or you'll go through the same Mr. X cycle.

Anyway, by the middle of the area you see an arcade cabinet containing "Killer Instinct" ("KI HERE"). You wonder, "Is this an Easter Egg by Rare?" Play through the game with any character perfectly without taking damage. The arcade cabinet will explode (don't worry there's more KI around) and it will reveal a door. Use the key you got earlier and it leads to... a secret Klubba's Koisk?! Odd, Klubba seems less threatening than usual. In fact, you think this whole adventure is insane and unusual.

Heck, it didn't even surprise you when you were told you needed to tell Klubba his only weakness. What weakness?! You only get one chance, so you say his weakness is...

[Phyreburnz]

... peanut butter. Darn allergies! Now you have to go to your local grocery store to buy some peanut butter and force feed it to Klubba. Buying it, well, that's the easy part. Now, to force feed Klubba the peanut butter, you have to...

[HavocReaper48]

...use your Peanut Butter Popguns, of course! Have Dixie distract him and take good aim at his mouth. He will run off to remove the deadly substance from his mouth as you can access the silver floating barrel behind him. No time to question why it's silver and not gold. Get in there and you'll be teleported to the top of the Gorilla Glacier! You notice the clouds are pretty close. In fact, one even brushes by you. Take a ride on a cloud (what, Mario can) and it goes to....

[Phyreburnz]

... Super Mario World! There, you must find a Yoshi, and fast! But then you notice the odd similarities between Yoshi and Kremlings. You begin to suspect that Yoshi, himself, is a Kremling. But it's too late! Yoshi quickly transforms into a giant, spiky, and angry Kremling-like thing. When you ask who he is, the answer is... King K. Rool's son! Unfortunately for you, K. Rool's son is a bit more educated and pimped-out than his father. To beat him, you have to...

[HavocReaper48]

...get the Mario Bros. to distract him as you search for a TNT Barrel. A few deadly explosions later Diddy Kong asks the Bros. if they have seen Donkey Kong anywhere. Unfortunately, in SMW, either brothers did not talk, so there is no way of communication (Diddy himself had dialogue in DKC3 and DK64). However Mario and Luigi do offer to help search. You all split up and search Yoshi's Island. Eventually you find a large castle. Entering it in hopes of DK being in there, you find...

[Piper]

...DK! You finally unlock him, but only get to play as him for half a second before he vanishes into thin air. Then you must somehow get an error message on your game, then ship it to Africa, then back to your home. Then eat a pie, and go back to SMW to see that Mario and Luigi are teaming up with Bowser to get the golden Rambi babies out of the bird nest. You have to kill them, then...

[Phyreburnz]

... find a blank snes cartridge. You have to make a pirated version of DKC2 where DK is a playable character. Upload that to the blank cartridge and pop it into your snes. Now, all seems to be okay. Of course it's not, though. You have to hot swap the pirated cartridge for the actual DKC 2. When doing that, you can get an ice key, and different coloured eggs. Now you have to hot swap the DKC2 for Banjo-Kazooie. Because of all that hot swaping, instead of being Banjo, you are now DK. However, this isn't really what you want. You need to figure out what to do next, and you can't shut the power off until you do. Next, as DK, you have to...

[The Guy]

... restart everything (But unlock Donkey Kong the RIGHT way)!

Deja vu.

Start a new game and get the red balloon at the end of level target with Diddy, then go buy a drumset and...

[Crammalamma]

...make 15 Bronco Trolleys within 30 seconds. This will make Dixie's hair teal and make her have two pigtails instead of one. Then go on Youtube and search for "miku hatsune levan polka" so that Dixie will be holding a leek. Now enter the first level again and throw the leek at the first Neek. Then you must...

[Phyreburnz]

... run to the store to buy hair dye! That teal hair just doesn't match her outfit! You have to buy the correct colour to get to the next super-secret lost world. You have to choose between pink, green, purple, blue, orange, red, and black. Only when you buy the right colour, will the next super-secret lost world be visible. You choose purple. You think you've chosen the correct hair dye, but before the next s-s lw becomes visible, you have to get a rubik's cube, solve it, master it, and become a world champion. When you go home, turn your snes over, and you should see a port where the solved rubik's cube will fit. Put the cube in with the blue side facing the bottom. This should activate another port that the hair dye can should fit. Turn your snes on to see...

[HavocReaper48]

...a game of Street Fighter II pop up! Play as Ryu and get through the entire arcade mode perfectly up until M. Bison (or "Dictator"). When you get to M. Bison/Dictator, do not take a single hit and do not hit him for 15 rounds straight. Then, Sheng Long will appear! Sheng will toss Dictator off the stage and you will face the legendary hoax character Sheng Long.

Long thought to be a myth, Sheng Long is a legendary warrior, with fireballs faster than Sagat's and kicks deadlier than Chun-Li's, also with the special attack of each fighter and "mega-damage" attacks. Oh and, the timer's stuck on infinite. You MUST beat him, which upon doing will will you 999,999,999 points. Enter your initials as "DK", and the SNES will power down.

The rubik's cube will be ejected as well. You must re-solve the rubiks cube and put the purple end sticking out in the slot (if your rubik's cube does not have purple, get one that does). Put the hair dye in the other port and your SNES should turn purple! But at the same time, it will start up on the Super Secret Lost World of DKC2. Enter the first level of the SSLW to encounter...

[Phyreburnz]

... A giant purple Kremling known as, Kpruermpllieng. Kpruermpllieng only uses purple-based attacks. Having no idea what this means, you have to figure out what to beat him with. The correct answer to this question is purple. Fight purple with purple. Genious. Because Dixie has purple hair, you have to learn a new move that involves you being able to shoot little strands of hair. After you learn this, Dixie will go nearly bald, because you have to shoot enough hair into Kpruermpllieng's mouth to make him choke. But it isn't over yet, Kpruermpllieng is about to release his super-secret attack known as...

[Crammalamma]

..."Make everything Purple". As it says, this will make everything purple. To dodge this attack, you have to...

[Phyreburnz]

... find a rhyme for purple... Or use that flamethrower that you keep in your pocket. Your choice is obvious, it is...

[HavocReaper48]

...Wurmple! This makes a force field around you. Luckily, Kpruermpllieng got pretty exhausted after that major attack leaving it wide open for some flamethrower action. Kpruermpllieng should go down easily. However, after doing this you realize the rest of the world has been colored purple! Turn everything back to normal and resume your quest for Donkey Kong. In order to return everything to normal...

[Phyreburnz]

... You have to get a shitton of crayons. Now you have to remember which item is what colour. After spending a few years getting every single colour correct, you now have to hit yourself over and over for coming up with Wurmple as a rhyme XD Once you're thoroughly knocked-out, you have a vision. Your vision tells you to put your copy of Starfox Adventures into your snes. You will notice that the gamecube cd fits nicely into an extra port on the bottom. You'll notice, when playing, you are Diddy Kong. You have to beat Starfox Adventures perfectly in under an hour with Diddy. This will give you a secret item. The secret item is...

[HavocReaper48]

...DK's tie! Wow, such an epic item. That's odd, though, why wouldn't he be wearing it?! You figure he must be in trouble. Shut down your SNES and remove Starfox Adventures. When you go to put it back in it's game case, you find a copy of Super Smash Bros. Melee already inside! Put in SSBM, and play as Donkey Kong. You must finish the "All star" mode in under 15 minutes perfectly as Donkey Kong, the whole time tieless. When you do this, DK will face towards the screen and point right at the tie. You must...

[Phyreburnz]

... break the glass on your tv and stick DK's tie into it. If you don't get shocked and die, this will magically fix your broken tv and give DK his tie back. Now you find a case of SSBM right beside you, whenever you go to put your game back, you see that there is yet another game inside. This time, you find something amazing. Rareware was working secretly on it for years and only released a single copy; it is the only other gamecube game you've ever seen with the Rareware logo on it. The game is called...

[HavocReaper48]

...the Rare collection! It consists of all the Donkey Kong titles released by Rare as well as the Banjo, GoldenEye, and Perfect Dark games, all remade in HD. Play through each game, and once you do you will get a secret message. Email this message to Rare and they will reply...

[teh epicnes]

...with a note saying "Go to the pier." Go to the pier, and I should unexpectedly return to these forums, and you'll have to fight me again. After you beat me.....

[HavocReaper48]

...go to the pirate ship near the pier with the mysterious Kremling emblem on the sails. It appears to be abandoned after a quick glace around, however you've been lead into a trap. K. Rool himself drops down from the crow's nest along with many Kremling pirates. Beat the pirate grunts first and go head to head with Rool. His attacks are quite nostalgic, though he's a bit faster and you notice he is not going down after hoping around the ship a few times. But when he's down, Kaptain K. Rool appears! Aren't Kaptain K. Rool and King K. Rool the same person?! When you ask Kaptain K. Rool this question...

[Phyreburnz]

... He sends for Barron K. Roolenstein! Oh noes! Now you're really confused... You get dizzy and then yell "Stop!" as loudly as you can. For some inexplicable reason, they do stop. Now you ask King K. Rool. He goes on a three hour explanation about something with a time warp... flux capacitor... banana.... tricycle... Then you realize that he's lying! You make a connection... Three "K" Rool's.... Hmmm... Oh dear.... it's the KKK in disguise! You now get to defeat racism once and for all! Good for you. You've made world peace... but our princess is in another castle. Now you have to go find...

[HavocReaper48]

...the castle where the princess is. With Diddy as Player 1 and Dixie as Player 2, get through the other next seven worlds in Super Mario Bros. without losing all of your lives, and NO warp pipes! When you do, Princess Peach awaits you. You need to ask her...

[Phyreburnz]

... "Why did everyone stop calling you Princess Toadstool and start calling you Peach?" She gets angry now, and she doesn't want to leave the castle. You now have to kidnap her and hold her for 1 million banana coins as a ransom. The, previously on your side, Mario Brothers will get angry now. It's now a battle: Diddy & Dixie v.s. Mario & Luigi. To beat them, you have to...

[HavocReaper48]

...challenge them to a Mario Kart Wii race! The Bros. are on the red team and the Kongs are on the blue team. Win the most points in four consecutive races and you will be rewarded with a trophy and 1 million banana coins as prize money. Spend your reward money on...

[Phyreburnz]

... chocolate. Lots and lots of low-grade, waxy chocolate. Melt this down to make a giant chocolate DK. Mail the statue to Rare's HQ. When they receive the chocolate DK, they will send you...

[Tiptup Jr.]

... a CODE that you can put into DKC2's cheats section to get...

[HavocReaper48]

... to play a fully playable version of Donkey Kong Country, but as Diddy and Dixie! Play through the game in under two hours and get 101%. Then go back to the Gang-plank Galleon. Instead of K. Rool, you will fight the final boss of Donkey Kong Country Returns...

Spoiler!

TIKI TONG!

Luckily though, this guy is pretty easy in comparison to the other final bosses of the series. After, go back to your banana hoard to see it packed. Now, dig through the hoard until you find a special orange colored life balloon. This balloon does...

[Phyreburnz]

... absolutely nothing. Keep searching. You'll now find a trap-door that you didn't notice previously. Enter the door with the orange balloon. I lied, the balloon does not do nothing. It lights up in the dark. So it's a balloon-version of Squwaks. In this tunnel you will find...

[HavocReaper48]

...a large treasure chest. It's locked tight. You need to find a key. Luckily, you DID pick up that large, mysterious key in the Gang-plank Galleon, right? If not, go back and get it. Though you'll have to dig through the ruins of it on Crocodile Isle. Bring it back to the treasure chest and open it. Revealed is a map to the Forever Lost World. Well, not for long! You follow the map instructions and go to the first landmark - the tallest tree in Kongo Jungle. Then...

[Phyreburnz]

... You should notice another trap-door. within this trap-door lies a golden relic of King K. Rool. Take this relic to one of the temple levels. Place the relic in one of the wall Kremling's mouth. This will teleport you to a space level. Yay, anti-gravity. You have to maneuver through the asteroid belt. Eventually, you get to Planet X. From there, you meet, none other, than: Mr. X! (Duh, of course Mr. X is from Planet X!) You are now about to receive...