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» July 12th, 2012, 2:47 pm » Short link

Tacos are better than burritos, you know.

Why is the sky blue and not orange?

» July 15th, 2012, 5:28 am » Short link

Because orange you glad its not orange?

Why is bad humor still funny?

by **Gaz** » July 15th, 2012, 5:30 am » Short link

Because it's stupid.

» July 16th, 2012, 1:22 pm » Short link

Why didn't you ask a question?

» July 17th, 2012, 2:25 pm » Short link

His question was a violation of intergalatic law and as a result, removed.

Who framed Roger Rabbit?

by **Gaz** » July 20th, 2012, 8:49 am » Short link

Peter Griffin.

Why did Michael Jackson destroy Crocodile Isle?

by **Geno** » August 3rd, 2012, 1:38 am » Short link

Because the Kremlings wouldn't moonwalk.

What do I do if I want to play "OMG!!!! Kiddy Escaped From the Annoying Monkey Torture Camp That For Some Reason is Owned by the Kongs Who Happen to Also Be Monkeys. It's Kinda Weird When You Think About It. Now Go Shoot That Little Ass Down!!"?

» August 3rd, 2012, 2:56 am » Short link

Leave a melty omelet at your grumpy neighbor's door and ask him to beat the crap out of it.

What was Martin Luther King's dream about?

by **Geno** » August 3rd, 2012, 11:32 pm » Short link

Dinner.

What's for dinner?

» August 3rd, 2012, 11:46 pm » Short link

An entire bowl of melted parmesan cheese.

Who shot Kennedy?

by **Geno** » August 4th, 2012, 3:32 am » Short link

Ganon.

Why are the Knockas in DKC3 so stupid? (they try to hide in barrels, but they paint them green WITH FACES on them, so they look COMPLETELY different from normal barrels.

)

» August 8th, 2012, 4:14 am » Short link

Because they do drugs in their barrels.

Why didn't Diddy have a belly button in the first game?

by **Axis** » August 8th, 2012, 4:18 am » Short link

Because Dixie made the indent with her hidden *censored* (teehee)

What was a better response to that one?

» August 8th, 2012, 4:22 am » Short link

DK awarded him with a belly button after his brave acts in Donkey Kong Country.

Why does K.Rool have gold-plated breasts?

by **Geno** » August 8th, 2012, 5:03 am » Short link

Because he couldn't afford diamond ones.

Why is Inka Dinka Doo not in the games?

» August 9th, 2012, 8:30 am » Short link

Because after the series's last episode, Donkey Kong snuck into the temple and smashed his face in with a mallet.

Why was Mr. X taken out of DKC2?

by **Axis** » August 12th, 2012, 12:49 pm » Short link

Because he lacked the ability to hover, float, or maneuver legless. He was actually a crippled Kremling.

Why did Banjo start building vehicles in his third game?

» August 12th, 2012, 7:36 pm » Short link

Because Microsoft made Rare do some budget cuts so they could afford his new nose surgery.

How did Gnawty earn his name?

by **Axis** » August 13th, 2012, 3:39 am » Short link

Because he gnawed on very inappropriate organs.

Why are there so many KONG/DK related objects to collect, sometimes nearing your banana hoard?

» August 13th, 2012, 6:04 am » Short link

Because there are DK fans among the Kremlings.

How did Tiny age so quickly?

by **Axis** » August 13th, 2012, 6:10 am » Short link

They rebuilt her, with the technology. It was no ordinary growth spurt, this monkey was given secret bionics :target:

What do you think is DK"s choice of religion?

by **Gaz** » August 13th, 2012, 7:58 am » Short link

YOMYOMYOM

Is Ronald McDonald the undead Michael Jackson who terrorized millions? Or is it Barney?

» August 13th, 2012, 1:24 pm » Short link

Does this answer your question?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5YFgy_6nP4

Why would McDonald's make a horrible commercial like that? :dixiecry:

by **Gaz** » August 15th, 2012, 11:20 am » Short link

To torment Kiddy.

Why does DIddy rap Eminem style?

» August 16th, 2012, 9:10 am » Short link

Because that's the only way.

This question is a translation of a blind fool, why?

by **Gaz** » August 16th, 2012, 10:49 am » Short link

Braille code landed on the wiki?

Why is Candy on Project Runway? (Be appropriate)

» August 18th, 2012, 12:00 pm » Short link

She's "well-proportioned",

How did Klump get so fat?

by **Gaz** » August 18th, 2012, 12:34 pm » Short link

He eats too much burritos.

Why is Homer Simpson so lazy?

» August 18th, 2012, 3:06 pm » Short link

'Cause he's in an annoying cartoon!

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Why do I want to call Swanky a conman? (or KONG-MAN) :dixiehappy:

...

...

by **Gaz** » August 18th, 2012, 3:14 pm » Short link

Cuz he is a Kong.

Why is Katastrophe Kong so into girls according to his userpage?

» August 18th, 2012, 3:16 pm » Short link

'Cause the ladies, they be all up onz!!

... :dixiecry:

Why am I watching a puppy ride a horse?

by **Gaz** » August 18th, 2012, 3:20 pm » Short link

Coz you haz no life?

Why is Stewie (from Family Guy) rapping with Diddy and Dixie?

» August 20th, 2012, 3:41 pm » Short link

Everyone's gotta be somewhere.

Why are there no "like" buttons on here for the posts?

by **Geno** » August 21st, 2012, 5:08 am » Short link

Because then it'd be a little more like Facebook.

Why does Cranky put on these :nicework:

at the end of DKC3, when he already wears glasses?

» August 29th, 2012, 12:35 pm » Short link

Cause it makes him feel like one of those "hip young old guys" on the soda commercials.

Why is 3.14 called "pie"?

» August 29th, 2012, 1:06 pm » Short link

Because that's the person's name who figured it out.

How did these :dixiehappy:

get here?

» August 29th, 2012, 1:08 pm » Short link

One day Dixie woke up in a good mood. :dixiehappy:

Suddenly a water balloon came flying in through her window and hit her, getting water all over her and her bed sheets. She was so upset that she cried. :dixiecry:

The culprit was none other than Karter, the meanest Kremling in school. :target:

Why don't I get paid?

» August 29th, 2012, 1:10 pm » Short link

I meant the smilies themselves, but I like your story better.

Why didn't you ask a question?

by **Geno** » August 30th, 2012, 6:44 am » Short link

I don't know, you'd better ask him.

Why is Expresso so confused? :huh:

» August 30th, 2012, 1:54 pm » Short link

He just wants to know where his body went!

Who is Cranky yelling at? :rant:

by **Geno** » August 30th, 2012, 9:25 pm » Short link

The posts above you, for them being so stupid and because some of them are about donuts.

What gave Klump a headache? :headache:

» August 30th, 2012, 10:01 pm » Short link

Donkey Kong.

Is this :target:

the new *shot* emoticon?

by **Geno** » September 2nd, 2012, 9:48 pm » Short link

No, it was my idea, and I just showed it to Qyzbud because it was a nice, emoticon-sized sprite.

But you can think of it that way.

How long, would it take, for a guy, who gets $7 each week, to get $300, so that he could buy a DK64 Kiosk demo?

by **Gaz** » September 3rd, 2012, 1:21 am » Short link

Over 9000 seconds!

by **Gaz** » September 3rd, 2012, 1:21 am » Short link

Over 9000 seconds!

Why is DK gone cool

?

by **Geno** » September 3rd, 2012, 10:40 pm » Short link

Because he bought it from Funky Kong for 1/9000th of a Banana Coin.

How can Swanky Kong's teeth be so white and shiny, even though I'm pretty sure DK Island doesn't have Crest Whitestrips. :swanky:

by **Gaz** » September 4th, 2012, 2:25 am » Short link

He uses a banana.

Why is Krusha hungry? :angry:

by **Geno** » September 5th, 2012, 7:48 am » Short link

He secretly likes Bananas.

What made Donkey Kong :facepalm:

?

by **Gaz** » September 6th, 2012, 7:04 am » Short link

The creepyface.

Why did Diddy demand a crossover of The Simpsons and Family Guy?

» September 6th, 2012, 2:42 pm » Short link

He wanted to see the stupidest, most unfunny show on the planet.

What's with all the interrogating the smilies?

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