DKC Atlas Forum

[Geno]

Because Smilies are COOL



What do you think of the new Minecraft update, with wearable heads, and these 2 "Wither" mobs?

[Katastrophe Kong]

I think they smell oddly like Tide detergent sheets.

Why are our questions progressively becoming less stupid and more normal?

[Geno]

Huh?


Why does Kiddy's clothes fit, except the feet?

[Gaz]

He put growing powder on his feet.

Why is Mario hacking into DKC Atlas ?

[Katastrophe Kong]

He couldn't stand being second place to a monkey with no belly-button back in '95.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[Super Luigi!]

Par, yes that I, am on, Kiddy like.

What happened to your sentence structure?

[Geno]

He OBVIOUSLY thought the questions weren't stupid enough.



When people get punished on DKCAtlas Forums, do they have to scrub all the floors on the level maps?

[Super Luigi!]

I plead the Fifth; ask Simion32 or Qyzbud.

Why did you pose such a brilliant query?

[Katastrophe Kong]

What happened to your sentence structure?

Sounds like someone needs to get to know their meme.

Why did you pose such a brilliant query?

Well my dear Algy, this gentleman (who accepts the denomination of "Geno" as his own) has asserted the inquiry in question for the prospect of reaping the joyous regalement of the nonsensical yet droll antiphons that are so mandated by the mothering forum thread topic.

If DKCatlas was an office block, which office stereotype would you be?

[Super Luigi!]

Well my dear Algy, this gentleman (who accepts the denomination of "Geno" as his own) has asserted the inquiry in question for the prospect of reaping the joyous regalement of the nonsensical yet droll antiphons that are so mandated by the mothering forum thread topic.

Never before have I had the joyful pleasure of analyzing such an elucidated and masterful answer to a matter which I had spoken.

I would probably be the person who gets his or her work done and goes home, combined with the person who makes everybody laugh.

[Katastrophe Kong]

The End!

Just kidding, I'll go for you:

How do people in sitcom phone conversations talk so fast to each other?

[Super Luigi!]

Because they don't care about what the other is saying.

Why didn't I ask a question last time?

[Katastrophe Kong]

Because you were experiencing a real life lag spike.That's why we have leap years and generation gaps.

Who killed Kiddy, and why?

[Super Luigi!]

The fans, because he wasn't DK.

Where's my mustard?

[Katastrophe Kong]

"Al Qaeda" stole it to make mustard gas.

¿Por qué comiste mi perro?

[Gaz]

Me no hablas Espanol, KK.

Why is Katastrophe Kong one of the greatest people ever?

[Katastrophe Kong]

Because it's the eleventh commandment:

K. Tastrophe is the among the greatest of men. ~ Iglesias 11:7

It's that one Moses couldn't find after he broke them


Why are all the Kremlings in Donkey Kong Country 3 naked?

[Super Luigi!]

They felt that they were suppressed under all of that pirate gear in DKC2.

Am I really here?

[Katastrophe Kong]

No. In fact, you're all figments of my imagination. I am slowly going insane and I don't even know it.

Where the wild things are?

[Super Luigi!]

That is where they shall be.

Do people pass by as they walk along?

[Katastrophe Kong]

Unless they cross Chuck Norris.

Is a fly without wings called a "walk"?

[Super Luigi!]

No, it's called a die.

What goes into the toilet, must become a...?

[Katastrophe Kong]

...little bit more brown. Or yellow. It depends.

When in doubt?...

[Geno]

... eat a popsicle. It works for Frost Man, It'll work for you.

What's with these "sentance finisher" questions?

[Katastrophe Kong]

As the Tralfamadorians say "Why anything?"

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

[Super Luigi!]

Because that is a prime example of the backwards world we live in.

What happened to the Big Guntz?

[Katastrophe Kong]

From what I learned in the past two minutes, he starred in some inappropriate Google images.

What the heck? (<---that's the question)

[Crammalamma]

This the heck.

Can you read Japanese?

[Katastrophe Kong]

I used to respect modern Japanese pop-culture... nowadays not so much

How many howitzers have you?

[Super Luigi!]

From what I learned in the past two minutes, N/A.

How now, Brown Cow?

[Crammalamma]

This way. A doob-a-doob-adooba.

[Gaz]

Perry became a hippie.

Why is Perry a hippie?

[Katastrophe Kong]

He's a red and hates America.

War, uhh, what is it good for?

[Super Luigi!]

Killing, Kremling Komrade.

Why is my mouse blinking?

[Katastrophe Kong]

Because it is an actual organic mouse, and you sprayed some form of spice in its eyes.

Diddy? (Did-he?)

[Gaz]

Did-dy fart? Yes (Diddy means dirty in the UK).

Why is Candy in a kid's game if she is too overrated (supposed to be in a rated T game)?

[Super Luigi!]

Because we don't have a Perfect DK shooter.

Why is my pie lying in the sky?

[Crammalamma]

Because clouds are solid for some reason.

Katastrophe Kong, why do you not respect modern Japanese pop-culture?

[Super Luigi!]

*In a Katastrophe Kong Japanese accent* Aye, Crammalamma-san, because it is not the Way of the Dragon.

Where is Katastrophe Kong anyway?

[Crammalamma]

Somewhere over the rainbow...?

What do you think is the hardestestestestestestestestestestestestestest game ever?

[Geno]

Super Merio Bros. The Lost Levels.

How many s does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[Gaz]

Infinite. It's impossible.

What's two plus two?

[Crammalamma]

5, for very large amounts of 2.

WHERE YOU AT?!?!!?!?!?!?

[Geno]

According to my location, Frost Man's Stage.


Why are all my posts (except Forum Games ones) suddenly being ignored?

[Super Luigi!]

Because the Forum Games are apparently located on Star Road, which means nobody can see you in any other topic.

Why is Dixie Kong so scary?

[Red Kiddy Kong]

Because she is EVIL!!!!!!


Why doesn't Kiddy Kong wear red?

[Super Luigi!]

Then, he'd be seen as a Communist.

Where did the girl in the flower suit go once she and Bristle Boy jumped on Pumby Cliff?

[Red Kiddy Kong]

To show Tiny Kong they had matching clothes



Why are Chunky's bananas green....lol green

[Super Luigi!]

Both he and the bananas haven't yet reached their peak.

Are you an alien?

[Red Kiddy Kong]

NO


Why are Krusha's not red?