by Cody
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April 6th, 2012, 7:03 am » Short link
Had a really strange one last night. In fact, it was so strange and event-filled that I can't even remember what happened fully.
From what I *do* remember, I was in some sort of Oceanography classroom in a theater-like setting with bright bleachers and such. I was sitting down building some sort of tiki hut thingy on my desk and my professor, some black lady, was like "nuh-uh, you don't be doin' stuff like that. You need to read Chapter 2. I need to move you over here". So she did. I was moved near the top right area (from my perspective). Shook hands with the dude who sits next to me and sitting behind me were an old lady and 2 girls my age. The old lady's like "when we take Oceanography 2, want to do it for me?" I said "yeah, I will" and started to play around with the idea. I was even like "when we have tests, I'll just look behind you and go "pssst....can I see your test?". The girls/old lady were laughing like hell.
We ended up having a small break and I guess I left my money, phone and other goods on my desk, because I noticed they were missing and started hauling ass back to the room (I even threw a cup in the garbage but missed and threw it about 200 feet, that's how fast I was going!). I got back and my stuff was there still, thankfully.
I then ended up having to go to the bathroom. I asked someone where the bathrooms were, and it seemed Women's was on the right, Man's, on the left. So I went to the left and it seemed like the bathroom was actually in the shape of a Colosseum-like thing, with urinal-like devices all around the circular walls. Men and women populated the bathrooms and nobody seemed to be doing anything productive, let alone going to the bathroom.
Next thing I know, I see a water slide that seems to be crashing into the ocean below. People are going down and going "BOOM" against the sharp rocks underneath. Apparently everyone has to do it, so my brother (who I didn't even know was there) and I had to go on it unless we had a good reason. Well, it turned out the house next to that water slide belonged to two people we both know, so as we were falling off, we grabbed onto this long, red pipe and propelled ourselves up to the top from where we fell.
Then, the next thing I know, I was standing in that Colosseum thing near the fence and there seemed to be a small mud whirlpool of some kind dragging down a baby. I was like "HELP! A BABY IS IN THERE!" and it then dawned on me that it was actually a baby chimpanzee with an anthropomorphic chimpanzee parent (who I assume was its mom) standing about 10 feet from the whirlpool. The adult chimpanzee then looked at me in the eyes and started chasing me around the Colosseum, I kid you not.