DKC Atlas Forum

» February 8th, 2014, 8:47 am » Short link

Because the end it near.

What did you finish?

» February 8th, 2014, 12:43 pm » Short link

Uploading my life's work.

Why did it take 7 hours to upload, wasting valuable time?

» February 9th, 2014, 7:22 am » Short link

I blame the government.

What is this lifes work of which you speak?

» February 9th, 2014, 10:38 am » Short link

The only topic inside the Non-DKC Fanworks board.

How did you not know?

» February 10th, 2014, 3:57 am » Short link

I'm blind.

When did they put the Non-DKC board up there?

» February 10th, 2014, 1:06 pm » Short link

Long ago, in a forum far away...

How did robotic arms manage to capture and torture you?

» February 11th, 2014, 4:17 am » Short link

I took an arrow to the knee.

How did you know about this capture?

» February 11th, 2014, 4:38 am » Short link

I saw the photos.

What was the reason behind the capture/torture?

» February 11th, 2014, 5:06 am » Short link

I never returned their arrow.

Who took those photos?

» February 11th, 2014, 10:04 am » Short link

Some guy with 91 Paws and 91 Furs.

Was it a result of losing a life, as some have speculated?

» February 11th, 2014, 2:41 pm » Short link

The arrow was a shiny. I couldn't give it up.

What about losing a life?

» February 11th, 2014, 3:58 pm » Short link

That must be how they captured and tortured you.

WIll you ever recover from the trauma, if you haven't already?

» February 12th, 2014, 3:36 pm » Short link

Forget the trauma! There's a flying waffle about to take your eyes!

What is this about trauma?

» February 13th, 2014, 4:48 am » Short link

*ducks the waffle* One would only assume trauma followed such a ruthless assault.

Should I attack or applaud the person who said you've never looked so cute?

» February 14th, 2014, 2:44 pm » Short link

Applaud if talking about Kimi, assault if me.

Why did the pudding cross the road?

» February 14th, 2014, 2:46 pm » Short link

To be seen by me.

Do you and Kimi Kong declare war against each other?

» February 15th, 2014, 1:47 pm » Short link

Never, unless its about Pocky

Can i has Pudding?

» February 15th, 2014, 2:35 pm » Short link

I don't know, CAN you?

Should I avoid Dixie Kong at all costs?

» February 15th, 2014, 3:16 pm » Short link

Only if you don't give me that pudding(i'll tell mama on you~ XP)

MAY i has pudding?

» February 16th, 2014, 6:27 am » Short link

Only is you answer my question.

What does a month have to do with pudding?

» February 16th, 2014, 2:03 pm » Short link

EVERYTHING~!

now may i has pudding?

» February 16th, 2014, 3:14 pm » Short link

You already have it.

How is it possible to visit the Atlas on Wii U?

by **Geno** » February 17th, 2014, 11:51 am » Short link

Using the (probably unnecessary) internet browser that comes in the system.

How many Waluigis does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

» February 17th, 2014, 2:09 pm » Short link

One, because he's screwed up enough.

Where did you store Kimi Kong's pudding?

» February 17th, 2014, 2:21 pm » Short link

In mah belly~!

Why are you hating on Waluigi?

» February 17th, 2014, 4:13 pm » Short link

That can only be a sandwich.

A better stone make a better man?

» March 2nd, 2014, 2:02 pm » Short link

Only if the cat is lamp post.

Do the flowers make pineapples?

» March 2nd, 2014, 2:31 pm » Short link

When the smooth tenties allow it.

How did that bramble sneak up on me?

by **Kimi Kong** » March 2nd, 2014, 2:48 pm » Short link

The eyes in the back of your head need contacts.

Why is everything that should be white is blue?

» March 2nd, 2014, 2:55 pm » Short link

You are colorblind.

Where did you appear when the night was young?

by **Kimi Kong** » March 2nd, 2014, 2:56 pm » Short link

From the brambles.

Why so serious?

» March 2nd, 2014, 3:08 pm » Short link

I'm going for the Diamond Cup, my first one, mind you!

Why must these brambles plague my existence?

» March 2nd, 2014, 4:41 pm » Short link

Cranky 1:17 wrote:"Then to Kong He said, "Because you have eaten the banana; Cursed is the sky because of you; In toil you will eat of it. Both thorns and thistles it shall grow for you."

Why do I pop in and out in random intervals?

» March 2nd, 2014, 4:47 pm » Short link

Tis the only way to solve such a Kong Katastrophe.

Where can I find that verse?

» March 2nd, 2014, 4:54 pm » Short link

In the Holy Donkey Kong Country Instruction Manual of Life, my child B)

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

» March 3rd, 2014, 4:17 pm » Short link

Our minds make them real.

Why are DKC Corruptions so hilarious?

by **Geno** » March 4th, 2014, 6:36 am » Short link

Because of the messed up palettes for sprites look way more wacky on DKC because of how complicated they are.
Same can be said for music too.

What do you think about The Legend of Donkey Kong?

» March 4th, 2014, 11:30 am » Short link

K. Rool should win an award for his interpretation of Ganondorf.

Do you think I severely upset Kimi Kong, causing her to kill herself?

by **Kimi Kong** » March 4th, 2014, 2:26 pm » Short link

Possibly. We wont know until the death report comes in.

If an orange was get made in a different color, would it still be an orange?

» March 4th, 2014, 2:53 pm » Short link

Technically, yes, although several would disagree.

How much of the Atlas' Royal Fool am I?

» March 24th, 2014, 9:50 am » Short link

You're not a fool but Royal
Which donut says IMA FIREIN MAH LAZAH

» March 24th, 2014, 10:53 am » Short link

The chocolate glaze.

Will you be the one to rise from the ashes and step into the light?

» March 25th, 2014, 7:23 am » Short link

No because I already have
who was Dixies boyfriend before diddy

by **Kimi Kong** » March 25th, 2014, 7:36 am » Short link

No one knows, but some say that he went for a walk one day and was never heard of or seen again.

Who has a spare soul i can borrow?

» March 25th, 2014, 8:00 am » Short link

Yeah in my Afterlife
who has A donut that I can eat

» March 25th, 2014, 8:40 am » Short link

I did, but then I ate it (and it was good).

Will I suffer a karmic death at the hands of several girls?

» March 25th, 2014, 10:58 am » Short link

no
whoo question

» March 25th, 2014, 11:05 am » Short link

The man.

What question?

» March 25th, 2014, 11:08 am » Short link

the whoo question think of a stupid answer

» March 25th, 2014, 11:10 am » Short link

I did. (The man.)

Is the concept of a perfect peanut-butter day too difficult to grasp for today's society?

DKC Atlas Forum

Who is online