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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Mattrizzle » February 6th, 2023, 12:03 am

Clothes are optional in Donkey Kong Country universe. The Kongs just wear whatever they want.
(Bonus answer) For convenience when they umm...have to go. Have you ever seen a toilet anywhere that the Kongs and Kremlings travel? Those bananas have to be digested at some point.

What were Rambi, WInky, Expresso, Rattly, Clapper, and Glimmer doing during the events of Donkey Kong Country 3?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 6th, 2023, 6:41 am

On vacation, mulling over the events of Crocodile Isle.

Sorry, Rainbow Sprinklez! I was just confused!

Isn’t Swanky a genius mathematician for building rigged bonus games?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby rainbowsprinklez » February 6th, 2023, 7:09 am

Hey. No apologies needed!

No. Swanky couldn't even figure out hello world in English!

Who is the best Kong to cheat off of for a science test at the college level?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 6th, 2023, 8:04 am

Lanky Kong! He always guesses C! Wrinkly isn’t original enough to change her answers.

Why did Diddy Kong brainstorm Donkey Kong Racing and hand over the star role to DK? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » February 6th, 2023, 5:34 pm

The name is Donkey Kong Racing.

Do girls gain special powers with marshmallows?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby rainbowsprinklez » February 7th, 2023, 10:04 am

Depends on what they use the marshmallows for.

Does Candy use marshmallows?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » February 7th, 2023, 4:53 pm

Some people would say so, but I hope not.

How do you keep someone who doesn't think much in suspense?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 7th, 2023, 5:12 pm

Set up a cliffhanger. (Preferably with a ticking time bomb and a flying cow).
The above was complete nonsense.

Why does Winky love treehouses infested with gnawties? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » February 8th, 2023, 7:26 am

He's the exterminator, even if he probably only jumps on them, since everyone in DKC seems immortal.

What do you get, when you cross a joke, with a rhetorical question?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 8th, 2023, 8:40 am

*not answering* :dixiehappy:

What happens when Kiddy beats Drumstick in Kiddy Kong Racing?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » February 9th, 2023, 8:10 am

Chicken and a biscuit fall out of the sky.

What would happen if the Kongs discovered graham crackers?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 9th, 2023, 8:30 am

They'd say, by graham, I've found it!

When will Diddy learn to juggle more than three balls? :scratch:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » February 10th, 2023, 4:15 am

After DKC, when he was busy juggling barrels.

What does Diddy think about Kiddy?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 10th, 2023, 7:17 am

He thinks that he is silly!

What were ghost ropes before they were dead?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Mattrizzle » February 10th, 2023, 7:33 am

A rare, now-extinct species of snakes that could inflate their heads just like balloons to float. Unfortunately, they all died from suffocation... *o*

Why did Cranky change his name from Cronky?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 10th, 2023, 7:36 am

Because it was better than Crankshaft.

Is there a southern kremispheres? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » February 10th, 2023, 5:15 pm

There was.

How did Boomer survive living underwater inside Krematoa before it emerged?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 11th, 2023, 5:14 am

Stowed away inside the knautilus.

Where in the dkr manual does it say that Diddy has parents? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » February 11th, 2023, 5:36 am

You can read it on one of the pages.

How can enemies that don't do anything, such as Flitter, hurt the Kongs?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 11th, 2023, 5:47 am

Otherwise, you can't roll through them.

Why does Arich have her own music in the GBA?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby rainbowsprinklez » February 11th, 2023, 5:54 am

Because reasons.

Is Funky Kong the only Kong skilled at motorboating?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 11th, 2023, 7:40 am

Timber is incredible at it!

Why did Bumper go to jail? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » February 12th, 2023, 5:01 pm

He attacked too many balls.

Do the Kongs use sauce?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 12th, 2023, 5:14 pm

Applesauce and banana sauce, but not much else.

When did Cranky decided that Funky was obnoxious?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » February 13th, 2023, 4:56 pm

Cranky tired of Funky before their first meeting.

Does DK's strength render our attacks useless?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 14th, 2023, 10:14 am

If you mean his handslapping abilities, then yes.

Why did K.rool think he was a king when he was really a kaptain?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » February 14th, 2023, 5:44 pm

He's King Kaptain Rool.

How are the Kongs able to control their incredible power without losing their minds?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 15th, 2023, 9:12 am

Wrinkly does therapy.

Why does Diddy’s hat stick out of warp barrels? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » February 15th, 2023, 1:00 pm

Nintendo doesn't like warps anymore.

How intelligent is Chunky?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 15th, 2023, 2:10 pm

An IQ of 137. A very brilliant painter!

Why does Squitter have DK branded shoes? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » February 16th, 2023, 1:05 pm

He was always a big fan, just like Rattly.

What made Rattly turn traitorous?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 16th, 2023, 8:43 pm

Squitter.

Hey! I was going to ask that next! What a coincidence! :dixiehappy:

Why does Dixie cry in DKC3 :dixiecry: when a cheat code is successfully applied?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » February 17th, 2023, 9:00 am

Rare is telling you that you now don't have a life.

Will Perry be the final boss?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 17th, 2023, 9:58 am

No, either kunning or k.rool.

Since when did Cranky leave his chair in DKC1? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » February 18th, 2023, 7:05 am

Dixie's appearance had challenged him, which is why Wrinkly appeared too.

Do Rambi and Enguarde always attack anyone in front of them?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 18th, 2023, 8:22 am

If you don’t interfere and or a Kong.

Did Wrinkly ever have a school bus for kremlins? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » February 20th, 2023, 5:10 am

No, because they were everywhere.

Does Squitter have a secret?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 20th, 2023, 10:18 am

That his nickname is Shoes.

Are kremlings based off of like the Kremlin? Did Rareware make the Russians the bad guys again? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » February 21st, 2023, 2:50 pm

Russians aren't known for turtles.

What happened to Diddy last night?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 21st, 2023, 2:54 pm

He got kidnapped by Krumples.

Why did Expresso by a siren for him. :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » February 21st, 2023, 2:56 pm

It works really well with the boombox.

Should I have waited longer to respond?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 21st, 2023, 2:57 pm

No, your timing was fine.

Why did Swanky decide to sponsor Krook and Kaboing in their card game Go Bitesize? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » February 21st, 2023, 3:00 pm

He was dealing wheels.

Do you command an army of Parrys?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 21st, 2023, 3:02 pm

Of course I do! How did you know!

Why did Funky engineer the Bleak Skip? Was Bleak too fierce for the kongs? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » February 21st, 2023, 3:06 pm

He never liked K3.

What are we supposed to think about Dixie?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 21st, 2023, 3:07 pm

She's too cool for school. Or at least Kong Kollege.

Why did Cranky show up in Tropical Freeze when he said he was never going to show up in another game that scrolls and has bonus games.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » February 21st, 2023, 3:15 pm

Retro Studios didn't want to respect the original trilogy.

Who is the true Candy Kong?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 21st, 2023, 3:17 pm

Candy Kong.

Why does Kiddy think that Stilt Village is the music that best fits his personality? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » February 21st, 2023, 3:21 pm

It's the horns with the water.

What happened when Tiny fought the banana fairy queen and mermaid?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 21st, 2023, 3:22 pm

She took a ghost rope as a weapon.
Why did Diddy bite DK's finger. :parry:
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