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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 12th, 2023, 3:17 pm

No one knows exactly what :parry: is, but suspicion lies upon the identity of a hummingbird.

Is Stilt Village the silliest track in DKC3 SNES?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 12th, 2023, 3:53 pm

It's definitely one of the best.

Why did Tiny visit a cave?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 12th, 2023, 3:55 pm

The same reason Diddy did.

Is Misty Menace or Haunted Chase more menacing? Don't take the menace part literally.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 12th, 2023, 4:03 pm

They elicit different kinds of menace.

What happened when Dixie found Rattly and Squitter's girlfriends?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 12th, 2023, 5:06 pm

Dixie was nice to them.

Is Squitter a venomous spider? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 13th, 2023, 11:49 am

No, but he is fuzzy.

Why does Winky become aggressive when DK or Diddy ride on him?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 13th, 2023, 2:38 pm

Because DK and Diddy spur him on.

Should Kunning use a unarmed drone filled with highly volatile fuel make it crash into Mekanos to force K.rool to rely on Kremkroc’s exports? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 13th, 2023, 3:48 pm

That is incredibly heavy material.

Why did Klump get a tan and start wearing a bucket on his head?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 13th, 2023, 3:53 pm

I have no idea.

Why would Candy Kong give King K.took the crystal coconut? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 13th, 2023, 4:22 pm

She has a plan to win later on.

Was Kiddy aware of the danger he was in?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 13th, 2023, 4:24 pm

No, but neither did Diddy.

What is Kunning’s driving motion for all of this? Does he think he’s justified in the end goal?
The last question was a DKC cartoon reference. When DK, Candy, and Diddy attempt to play a prank on Cranky and DK dresses up as K.roll and the actual K.tool got switched out with DK. :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 14th, 2023, 2:46 am

He's your character, but it's possible.

What happened to Glimmer?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 14th, 2023, 4:53 pm

Rare ware found Light up fish for DKC3.

Will Cranky grow in character anymore? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 15th, 2023, 2:17 pm

He's likely growing all the time.

Is everyone in the DKC games simply acting, since they know that they're video game characters?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 15th, 2023, 6:08 pm

To some degree, it's scripted.

Is there one person it revolves around who doesn't know he's in a video game? :diddywink: :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 16th, 2023, 9:33 am

That could be us.

Who will win the sisterly struggle between Tiny and Kalypso?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 16th, 2023, 8:06 pm

Tiny, of course!

Is the correct pronunciation of K.rool, Karul, or K-rule? In the cartoon they say karul.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 17th, 2023, 6:31 am

K-rule is cool.

Should Diddy pretend to fight his friends with a foam banana sword?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 17th, 2023, 12:33 pm

If Timber fights back with a inflatable balloon sword. :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 18th, 2023, 5:22 am

You didn't ask a question, but that's a neat idea.

What would happen if K. Rool decided to attack the Kongs with soap?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 18th, 2023, 5:39 am

Odd. I could swear I did.

Anyways, here's the answer.
K.rool would tell Krusha to drop the soap on the ground every time he says "now!", and end up getting slipped up. He steals the crystal coconut and then runs off into the forest yelling "Nothing can stop me now!" and the soap drops. Maybe the soap should already be on the ground and when you slip K.rool is supposed to say now. And you get a barrel dropped on you.

Why is DK's second favorite food strawberries? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 18th, 2023, 6:02 am

They go great with bananas.

Would K. Rool and Gruntilda work together?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 18th, 2023, 6:04 am

Not very well. Gruntilda doesn't work well with others, and ultimately betrays everyone except people who are of use to her.

Would K.rool and Wizpig work together? They seem more selfish than evil. :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 18th, 2023, 1:11 pm

They would likely both agree to attack Diddy, but who knows after that.

Why are Diddy and Dixie the only evenly matched pair of the trilogy?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 18th, 2023, 7:00 pm

Because they complement each other when they work together. And because that's what happened. People wanted DK to take the lead in DKC3 and it didn't happen. Kiddy was a new character taking some of Diddy's traits. But overall, heavy kings are just annoying. In short, this is what Rareware decided.

Why does Dixie's hair allow her to fly? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 19th, 2023, 2:02 pm

She doesn't fly, but she can glide due to the magic in her hair.

When would DK visit Wrinkly?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 19th, 2023, 5:38 pm

To play donkey kong racing with her. (Shes one of the few people in the world with a working room.

Is Twelve Tales Conker ever going to be dumped? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 20th, 2023, 12:18 pm

It and Dinosaur Planet both will.

What if both versions of Krystal met?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 20th, 2023, 4:47 pm

DP Krystal would think the other one weird.

Is Sabre a better fit than Fox? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 21st, 2023, 12:40 pm

I'd say so, and Fox should only be a cameo.

Would Candy eat graham crackers?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 21st, 2023, 12:45 pm

No. Probably not.

Is that Funky in the kart building shop? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 21st, 2023, 1:08 pm

I saw him somewhere there.

Is Krystal always scary?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 21st, 2023, 5:27 pm

She's often friendly. But she can come across as scary to people she doesn't know or isn't comfortable around.

Which kongs do origami? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 22nd, 2023, 12:10 pm

Wrinkly definitely does, and I suspect Chunky does too.

Why does Kiddy have water powers?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 22nd, 2023, 1:34 pm

He doesn’t, just an army of bitesizes swim to where he will hit the water, and he bounces off of them. (Special effects provided by Rareware) :diddywink:

Are the two things required for life on DK Island (excluding bananas). Barrels and Mine carts? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 23rd, 2023, 8:49 am

No, but those are important for a eventful life.

Is my new storyline a good idea?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 24th, 2023, 11:53 am

They don't even pay DK.

Are Booty Birds Parry's natural enemies?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 24th, 2023, 1:44 pm

Not really.

Are Knockas able to create invisible objects by clashing against Booty Birds? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 25th, 2023, 2:08 pm

I saw the game crash when they hit a steel keg, so maybe.

What if the Booty Birds were hiding Booty Birds?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 25th, 2023, 2:31 pm

That would be weird.

Would it be even weirder if they were hiding the bounty bass?

Also, my sibling found that glitch, we haven't done anything with it yet, though. No experimentation, I mean. :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 26th, 2023, 1:44 pm

Yes, but only if they were both above water.

Are Dixie and the Banana Bird queen supposed to be DKC3's composer?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 26th, 2023, 2:31 pm

I have no idea. probably not. as far as i know eveline fischer wasn't involved with the design process. i could be wrong.

Do kremlings have a stash of bananas only accessible via handslapping? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 27th, 2023, 2:06 pm

No, DK's just grabbing them while slapping.

Could Dixie or Tiny defeat Rattly's girlfriend?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 28th, 2023, 2:31 am

Not if she was bouncing high enough!

Why can't squitter jump on enemies in dkc2? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Mattrizzle » April 28th, 2023, 6:44 am

My answer is a question: Have you ever seen or heard of a spider harming a crocodile by jumping on it in real life?

Why does Cranky go from using one walking stick in DKC1, to two canes in DKC2, then back to one cane in DKC3?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 28th, 2023, 1:43 pm

He's slowly moving and returning to the action.

Would Tiny and Chunky ever combine their size-changing powers?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 28th, 2023, 5:15 pm

It would be normal then.

Why can squitter damage in dkc3? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 29th, 2023, 12:31 pm

He learned how to attack after Web Woods and Animal Antics.

What will happen when the two snake ladies meet?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 29th, 2023, 2:30 pm

The ghost of kremkroc will manifest in the form of, (Mr. E!). Get the joke?

Was Cranky's grandfather the same as Cranky now? :parry:
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