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» June 16th, 2023, 11:38 am » Short link

402. monkeys can't play video games
we're close. and monkeys can't play n64 in caves. :parry:

» June 16th, 2023, 11:44 am » Short link

403. They don't own workout gear either.

» June 16th, 2023, 5:08 pm » Short link

404 banana birds can't be found. get it
they don't exist. :parry:

» June 17th, 2023, 10:50 am » Short link

405. Fireballs don't wear sunglasses.

» June 17th, 2023, 5:59 pm » Short link

406: Owls(?) don't have devices that shoot fireballs frenziedly.
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» June 18th, 2023, 12:23 pm » Short link

407. Robot monkeys with bazookas don't guard northern factories.

» June 18th, 2023, 4:22 pm » Short link

408 crocodiles don't have factories that produce toys
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» June 19th, 2023, 4:28 am » Short link

409. Buildings are not suddenly larger on the inside.

» June 19th, 2023, 4:47 am » Short link

410. things don't completely disappear from view at a distance.
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» June 19th, 2023, 4:47 am » Short link

411. Wasps don't drop unripened exploding oranges.

» June 19th, 2023, 4:50 am » Short link

412. nothing but spider monkeys actually have purposeful hairdos.

» June 19th, 2023, 4:51 am » Short link

413. Robot wasps likely don't exist.

» June 19th, 2023, 5:14 am » Short link

414. When you get stabbed or whatever, you don't every time jump way up into the air.

» June 20th, 2023, 12:58 pm » Short link

415. Barrels don't break open cave walls.

» June 21st, 2023, 8:19 am » Short link

416: mine carts don’t have indefinite speed.
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» June 21st, 2023, 11:49 am » Short link

417. You cannot lift a whole mine cart while riding on it.

» June 21st, 2023, 1:59 pm » Short link

418: monkeys can’t use burps to kill crocodiles
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» June 22nd, 2023, 11:49 am » Short link

419. You can't fly a helicopter underwater.

» June 22nd, 2023, 1:29 pm » Short link

420: Crocodiles can't drive hoverboats.
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» June 23rd, 2023, 11:31 am » Short link

421. Eggs aren't typically broken already.

» June 23rd, 2023, 1:42 pm » Short link

422. Bird eggs usually crack upon hitting the ground.
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» June 24th, 2023, 5:38 am » Short link

423. Ships are not in forests.

» June 24th, 2023, 9:20 am » Short link

424: water doesn’t change levels based on your location.
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» June 24th, 2023, 12:19 pm » Short link

425. The wind won't suddenly shift like that either.

» June 25th, 2023, 5:54 am » Short link

426: you can’t put a cannonball in a cannon and then the cannon waits for you to hop in.
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» June 25th, 2023, 7:57 am » Short link

427. Cannons don't glow green when loaded either.

» June 25th, 2023, 12:09 pm » Short link

428: things don’t disappear when you get a certain proximity away from them.
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» June 25th, 2023, 2:59 pm » Short link

429. Water pressure will hurt you.

» June 26th, 2023, 2:54 am » Short link

430. star fish don't slice through the water.
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» June 26th, 2023, 8:13 am » Short link

431. Clocks do not control time.

» June 26th, 2023, 12:49 pm » Short link

432: roller coasters don’t go at slow speeds.
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» June 26th, 2023, 1:28 pm » Short link

433. You can't suddenly reverse them either.

» June 27th, 2023, 12:48 am » Short link

434 snakes can't jump high.
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» June 27th, 2023, 11:53 am » Short link

435. Giving feathers to an ostrich won't improve its health.

» June 27th, 2023, 12:13 pm » Short link

436: you can't free fairies by taking their picture.
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» June 28th, 2023, 12:51 pm » Short link

437. Crystal coconuts don't exist.

» June 28th, 2023, 1:59 pm » Short link

438 nothing suspends in mid air.
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» June 29th, 2023, 10:27 am » Short link

439. Ghost barrels don't exist.

» June 29th, 2023, 12:41 pm » Short link

440: you don’t leap into the air upon hurt.
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» June 30th, 2023, 11:52 am » Short link

441. You can only enter a barrel from the open end.

» June 30th, 2023, 2:22 pm » Short link

442: Mist doesn't make you float a very long time.
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» July 1st, 2023, 11:14 am » Short link

443. There's a defined way to complete the games, but not your life.

» July 2nd, 2023, 9:28 am » Short link

444: monkeys aren’t capable of speech. At least English.
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» July 2nd, 2023, 11:37 am » Short link

445. Cartwheels don't allow you to jump off of the air better.

» July 2nd, 2023, 2:00 pm » Short link

446 kongs can't fly aircraft.

» July 3rd, 2023, 1:13 pm » Short link

447. Special coins don't make you a hero.

» July 4th, 2023, 11:24 am » Short link

448: coins aren’t used by crocodiles
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» July 4th, 2023, 12:15 pm » Short link

449. Bears don't use coins either.

» July 6th, 2023, 6:54 am » Short link

450: Old monkeys don’t have mirrors.

» July 6th, 2023, 11:01 am » Short link

451. Circling rocks will not cause a volcano to emerge.

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