No, it wouldn't. I'm being serious. As in, any drink would mean death.
Sorry, but it's just not happening. In any case, I have no motivation to corrupt myself to celebrate things, or do harmful acts simply for this screwed-up kind of notion that people think is pleasure. If you think you have to use some physical substance to obtain happiness, then it's not pleasure at all. It's bullsh**.
Happiness lies within our hearts, and not anywhere else. I'm perfectly happy not doing these things.
Well, sorry I'm late, but Happy Birthday Simion32 and Fabri533! Maybe I should say, "Happy Birthnight"? So, Fabri533, keep making fabrics, and Simion32, just keep being awesome!
@simion: Whoa, did you miss the smiley, bud? I was just kidding. I know you can't, and I would never coerce you too. Be happy doing what you do and don't do.
(Actually, now that you've said it, they "tongue-sticking-out smiley" of DKC-Atlas does look fairly conservative compared to the same type of smiley at other forums. Oh my gosh, design fault! Fire the smiley designer of DKC-Atlas!)
Don't leave me out! Happy Birthday mentholcase! I guess you should grab a bunch of the chemical Menthol and put it in a case? I'm just going by your name here.
Say, did you ever go to court over your mind? In other words, are you telling me that you're insane and in some asylum somewhere and are typing all your posts with your feet? Because that's amazing.