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» February 6th, 2023, 12:03 am » Short link

Clothes are optional in Donkey Kong Country universe. The Kongs just wear whatever they want.
(Bonus answer) For convenience when they umm...have to go. Have you ever seen a toilet anywhere that the Kongs and Kremlings travel? Those bananas have to be digested at some point.

What were Rambi, WInky, Expresso, Rattly, Clapper, and Glimmer doing during the events of Donkey Kong Country 3?

» February 6th, 2023, 6:41 am » Short link

On vacation, mulling over the events of Crocodile Isle.

Sorry, Rainbow Sprinklez! I was just confused!

Isn’t Swanky a genius mathematician for building rigged bonus games?
:parry:

» February 6th, 2023, 7:09 am » Short link

Hey. No apologies needed!

No. Swanky couldn't even figure out hello world in English!

Who is the best Kong to cheat off of for a science test at the college level?

» February 6th, 2023, 8:04 am » Short link

Lanky Kong! He always guesses C! Wrinkly isn’t original enough to change her answers.

Why did Diddy Kong brainstorm Donkey Kong Racing and hand over the star role to DK? :parry:

» February 6th, 2023, 5:34 pm » Short link

The name is Donkey Kong Racing.

Do girls gain special powers with marshmallows?

» February 7th, 2023, 10:04 am » Short link

Depends on what they use the marshmallows for.

Does Candy use marshmallows?

» February 7th, 2023, 4:53 pm » Short link

Some people would say so, but I hope not.

How do you keep someone who doesn't think much in suspense?

» February 7th, 2023, 5:12 pm » Short link

Set up a cliffhanger. (Preferably with a ticking time bomb and a flying cow).
The above was complete nonsense.

Why does Winky love treehouses infested with gnawties? :parry:

» February 8th, 2023, 7:26 am » Short link

He's the exterminator, even if he probably only jumps on them, since everyone in DKC seems immortal.

What do you get, when you cross a joke, with a rhetorical question?

» February 8th, 2023, 8:40 am » Short link

*not answering* :dixiehappy:

What happens when Kiddy beats Drumstick in Kiddy Kong Racing?
:parry:

» February 9th, 2023, 8:10 am » Short link

Chicken and a biscuit fall out of the sky.

What would happen if the Kongs discovered graham crackers?

» February 9th, 2023, 8:30 am » Short link

They'd say, by graham, I've found it!

When will Diddy learn to juggle more than three balls?

» February 10th, 2023, 4:15 am » Short link

After DKC, when he was busy juggling barrels.

What does Diddy think about Kiddy?

» February 10th, 2023, 7:17 am » Short link

He thinks that he is silly!

What were ghost ropes before they were dead?
:parry:

» February 10th, 2023, 7:33 am » Short link

A rare, now-extinct species of snakes that could inflate their heads just like balloons to float. Unfortunately, they all died from suffocation... *o*

Why did Cranky change his name from Cronky?

» February 10th, 2023, 7:36 am » Short link

Because it was better than Crankshaft.

Is there a southern kremispheres? :parry:

» February 10th, 2023, 5:15 pm » Short link

There was.

How did Boomer survive living underwater inside Krematoa before it emerged?

» February 11th, 2023, 5:14 am » Short link

Stowed away inside the knautilus.

Where in the dkr manual does it say that Diddy has parents? :parry:

» February 11th, 2023, 5:36 am » Short link

You can read it on one of the pages.

How can enemies that don't do anything, such as Flitter, hurt the Kongs?

» February 11th, 2023, 5:47 am » Short link

Otherwise, you can't roll through them.

Why does Arich have her own music in the GBA?

» February 11th, 2023, 5:54 am » Short link

Because reasons.

Is Funky Kong the only Kong skilled at motorboating?

» February 11th, 2023, 7:40 am » Short link

Timber is incredible at it!

Why did Bumper go to jail? :parry:

» February 12th, 2023, 5:01 pm » Short link

He attacked too many balls.

Do the Kongs use sauce?

» February 12th, 2023, 5:14 pm » Short link

Applesauce and banana sauce, but not much else.

When did Cranky decided that Funky was obnoxious?
:parry:

» February 13th, 2023, 4:56 pm » Short link

Cranky tired of Funky before their first meeting.

Does DK's strength render our attacks useless?

» February 14th, 2023, 10:14 am » Short link

If you mean his handslapping abilities, then yes.

Why did K.rool think he was a king when he was really a kaptain?
:parry:

» February 14th, 2023, 5:44 pm » Short link

He's King Kaptain Rool.

How are the Kongs able to control their incredible power without losing their minds?

» February 15th, 2023, 9:12 am » Short link

Wrinkly does therapy.

Why does Diddy’s hat stick out of warp barrels? :parry:

» February 15th, 2023, 1:00 pm » Short link

Nintendo doesn't like warps anymore.

How intelligent is Chunky?

» February 15th, 2023, 2:10 pm » Short link

An IQ of 137. A very brilliant painter!

Why does Squitter have DK branded shoes? :parry:

» February 16th, 2023, 1:05 pm » Short link

He was always a big fan, just like Rattly.

What made Rattly turn traitorous?

» February 16th, 2023, 8:43 pm » Short link

Squitter.

Hey! I was going to ask that next! What a coincidence! :dixiehappy:

Why does Dixie cry in DKC3 :dixiecry:

when a cheat code is successfully applied?
:parry:

» February 17th, 2023, 9:00 am » Short link

Rare is telling you that you now don't have a life.

Will Perry be the final boss?

» February 17th, 2023, 9:58 am » Short link

No, either kunning or k.rool.

Since when did Cranky leave his chair in DKC1? :parry:

» February 18th, 2023, 7:05 am » Short link

Dixie's appearance had challenged him, which is why Wrinkly appeared too.

Do Rambi and Enguarde always attack anyone in front of them?

» February 18th, 2023, 8:22 am » Short link

If you don’t interfere and or a Kong.

Did Wrinkly ever have a school bus for kremlins? :parry:

» February 20th, 2023, 5:10 am » Short link

No, because they were everywhere.

Does Squitter have a secret?

» February 20th, 2023, 10:18 am » Short link

That his nickname is Shoes.

Are kremlings based off of like the Kremlin? Did Rareware make the Russians the bad guys again? :parry:

» February 21st, 2023, 2:50 pm » Short link

Russians aren't known for turtles.

What happened to Diddy last night?

» February 21st, 2023, 2:54 pm » Short link

He got kidnapped by Krumples.

Why did Expresso by a siren for him. :parry:

» February 21st, 2023, 2:56 pm » Short link

It works really well with the boombox.

Should I have waited longer to respond?

» February 21st, 2023, 2:57 pm » Short link

No, your timing was fine.

Why did Swanky decide to sponsor Krook and Kaboing in their card game Go Bitesize? :parry:

» February 21st, 2023, 3:00 pm » Short link

He was dealing wheels.

Do you command an army of Parrys?

» February 21st, 2023, 3:02 pm » Short link

Of course I do! How did you know!

Why did Funky engineer the Bleak Skip? Was Bleak too fierce for the kongs? :parry:

» February 21st, 2023, 3:06 pm » Short link

He never liked K3.

What are we supposed to think about Dixie?

» February 21st, 2023, 3:07 pm » Short link

She's too cool for school. Or at least Kong Kollege.

Why did Cranky show up in Tropical Freeze when he said he was never going to show up in another game that scrolls and has bonus games.
:parry:

» February 21st, 2023, 3:15 pm » Short link

Retro Studios didn't want to respect the original trilogy.

Who is the true Candy Kong?

» February 21st, 2023, 3:17 pm » Short link

Candy Kong.

Why does Kiddy think that Stilt Village is the music that best fits his personality? :parry:

» February 21st, 2023, 3:21 pm » Short link

It's the horns with the water.

What happened when Tiny fought the banana fairy queen and mermaid?

» February 21st, 2023, 3:22 pm » Short link

She took a ghost rope as a weapon.
Why did Diddy bite DK's finger. :parry:

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