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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » February 21st, 2023, 4:17 pm

That was part of their rehearsed slapstick.

Why has Cranky slowly become more nimble?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 21st, 2023, 6:11 pm

Because he's less grouchy.

Why did nintendo sue kiddy for his fangame, Kiddy Kong Racing? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » February 22nd, 2023, 11:56 am

They own him, and he can't be allowed to exist unless they say so.

Why did Dixie embark on a peaceful journey?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 22nd, 2023, 12:20 pm

To hunt for the Southern Kremispheres.

Why did K.rool handslap himself. :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » February 23rd, 2023, 12:10 pm

He had to prove his strength.

Is Candy basically Diddy's aunt?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 23rd, 2023, 12:40 pm

Are they married yet? If so, then yes.

Why did Funky get his plane shot down by a missile? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » February 24th, 2023, 4:13 am

It was his idea.

What were Tiny, Candy, and the Gloomy Galleon mermaid planning?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 24th, 2023, 6:56 pm

To make a skit involving some duct tape and :rant:'s mouth

Why did the gnawty drop a :gift: containing :bunch-tf: and a :target:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » February 25th, 2023, 4:53 pm

He was the one from Banjo-Kazooie.

Who enjoys the DK Island flowers the most?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 25th, 2023, 4:55 pm

Dixie. The sweet smells soothed her soul, or something like that.

Will Cranky ever accept that Kiddy Kong is not ridiculous? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » February 25th, 2023, 5:01 pm

These days, I'm sure he has, especially since Kiddy hasn't appeared recently.

How did Funky become so cool?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 25th, 2023, 5:02 pm

He realized that since he wasn’t going to be the Donkey Kong, he decided to be the silly one of the brothers.

When did Swanky decide to set up rigged bonus games? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » February 25th, 2023, 5:07 pm

He was inspired by Bluster.

Would you hug a Flitter?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 25th, 2023, 5:53 pm

Of course!

Are rekoils the silliest kremling? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » February 27th, 2023, 1:32 pm

No, but they are the springiest.

Is Swanky playing the Kongs and Kremlings?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 27th, 2023, 2:38 pm

Yes.

Does klubbas TOLL apply to kremlings too? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » February 28th, 2023, 8:03 am

Yes, but they pay with cheap Kremcoins.

Would any of the Animal Buddies fight each other?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » February 28th, 2023, 10:07 am

Maybe Winky would take on Rattly for a spot in DKC2, but I don't think so in general. Rambi rules the land, (he's always there to break up a fight and no one will challenge him), and the same goes for Enguarde. Though if Enguarde and Rambi could both be above water, Enguarde would blow him out of the water. Enguarde would literally run circles around him.

Is Coco Channel, the level from Donkey Kong Land III, a pun? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » March 1st, 2023, 1:09 pm

Knowing Rare, it's definitely something.

What happened when Dixie met Candy?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » March 1st, 2023, 3:43 pm

Candy was shocked not to see DK in DKC1. Or rather in Dixie Kong Country.

Is Rattly as silly as he seems? Interestingly enough, he shows up in Kaptain K.rool Cabin duplicate in Rattle Battle. Is there somethin going on there?
That might actually be two questions, though. :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » March 2nd, 2023, 12:27 pm

His tongue throws people off his trail.

Why are tires everywhere on DK Island?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby rainbowsprinklez » March 2nd, 2023, 1:28 pm

Donkey forgot to clean up his toys.

Why does Donkey play with tires?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » March 3rd, 2023, 4:44 am

So he can bounce up the dkc cave entrances that appear in lava levels in dkc2.

Why did rare reuse those entrances in dkc2? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » March 3rd, 2023, 12:02 pm

Crocodile Cauldron is one big cave.

Is giving bananas to a Banana Fairy generous or insulting?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » March 3rd, 2023, 12:59 pm

If you're kiddy, its generous. If you're dk, it's insulting.

What happens if Cranky fights Klubba? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » March 4th, 2023, 7:38 am

The game softlocks.

How did Tiny manage to lose to the mermaid?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » March 5th, 2023, 12:33 pm

Same way Krunch lost to Tricky Triceratops in Diddy Kong Racing.

Why did Swanky collaborate with Dave Wise with Swanky’s Swing? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » March 5th, 2023, 12:48 pm

He had the money.

Is Cranky the true villain of the games?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby rainbowsprinklez » March 6th, 2023, 12:11 am

See for yourself



Does Donkey own more than one pair of underwear?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » March 6th, 2023, 12:16 pm

Yes, but they're all banana-flavored.

Why do people make edible underwear anyway?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » March 6th, 2023, 6:28 pm

For fun.

Interesting videos.

Why is it called lake orangatanga when manky is bad? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Mattrizzle » March 7th, 2023, 1:17 am

Hell is bad, but that didn't stop some people from naming a town in Michigan after it...
(Also, don't forget about Lanky!)

Why do Gnawties take the Kremlings' side?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » March 7th, 2023, 7:14 am

Because dk doesn't share his bananas. Gnawties love them.

Why does diddy have jetpacks? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » March 7th, 2023, 12:46 pm

Jetpac is in DK64, so he had to use them.

When should we stop playing the Donkey Kong Country trilogy?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » March 7th, 2023, 1:58 pm

When Nintendo sends out an army of assassins to stop people from playing anything but returns and tropical freeze.

What caused Conker to change his character? Is he only like that when he’s drunk?
Twelve Tales Conker would’ve been way more fun to me, in my opinion. Also, I did remember Lanky Kong. I just thought it was unlikely to name a lake after him, Mattrizzle. On the other hand, the locals did like him a lot, so I wouldn’t be surprised! :diddywink:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » March 8th, 2023, 7:27 am

People with money like him better that way.

Would Diddy and Dixie ever fight each other?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » March 8th, 2023, 9:40 am

With tickles, of course! :diddywink:

What happened when kremlings saw the "merry" bonus rooms in DKC3? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » March 8th, 2023, 1:42 pm

The Kremlings in DKC3 were already so laid-back, they just went with the music.

Who regularly naps in special caves?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » March 8th, 2023, 2:35 pm

dixie and tiny do disguised as kremlings.

Is cranky always right about videogames? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » March 9th, 2023, 12:14 pm

He's only right about some games.

What is Chunky like when we're not looking at him?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Sledgehammer44 » March 9th, 2023, 3:41 pm

I'd imagine he's a rather mellow fellow.

What would happen if a dimensional rift opened between the DK universe and our own, and what would be the lasting consequences?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » March 9th, 2023, 6:03 pm

:headache: Diddy can't go to his dentist anymore.

Why does Kiddy eat celery every day? :parry:
Are you in for the long haul in the forum games, Sledge?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Sledgehammer44 » March 10th, 2023, 1:28 am

It has health benefits only he knows about.

Is time travel possible in the DK universe?

And to answer your question Tanager, yes to Count to 5000, not so much to this one.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » March 10th, 2023, 6:20 am

Ok, Sledge.
funky has some theories, but cranky thinks they are ludicrous.

Should we do the complete dk rap in the count to 5000? or maybe just the walnuts, peanuts part? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » March 10th, 2023, 7:12 am

Both types of food are tasty.

Could Tooty and Tiny be the same person?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » March 10th, 2023, 9:12 am

They are similar, but nope.

Where did kazooie get all of his bird egg projectiles? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » March 10th, 2023, 12:23 pm

She received them from Bottles.

Is Banjo related to the Brothers Bear?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » March 10th, 2023, 1:00 pm

Is Krunch a kremling?

Why does Diddy have a dentist who is from Swanky Kong, Arizona? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » March 11th, 2023, 12:53 pm

The tea makes it worth it.

Why did you answer me with a question?
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