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» April 15th, 2014, 11:34 am » Short link

There are too many distracting th-...oooooooh~! Shiny~!

Can monkey's learn to drive?

» April 15th, 2014, 2:33 pm » Short link

Yes.

Has your hair ever rebelled against you?

by **Kimi Kong** » April 15th, 2014, 2:45 pm » Short link

Does doing itself count?

How many bananas is too many bananas?

» April 16th, 2014, 8:02 am » Short link

N/A.

What's underneath your leaf pile?

» April 16th, 2014, 11:48 am » Short link

More leaves....and maybe a dead body.

Hey! Who jumped in my leaf pile?

» April 16th, 2014, 12:51 pm » Short link

It was not me.

How do you feel about Jell-O?

» April 20th, 2014, 9:02 am » Short link

Jell-Oish
why haven't I posted lately

» April 20th, 2014, 4:18 pm » Short link

You were outnumbered.

Working hard or hardly working?

» April 21st, 2014, 11:49 pm » Short link

NO it's Toronto
why did I leave

» April 22nd, 2014, 3:42 am » Short link

You were sent by Qyzbud to complete an urgent mission.

Is there such a thing as obsessive tagging?

» April 22nd, 2014, 4:15 am » Short link

N/A
what kind of computer are you

» April 22nd, 2014, 12:34 pm » Short link

The one who is human.

Where is the banana?

» April 23rd, 2014, 10:39 am » Short link

in mah belly
who is the banana

» April 23rd, 2014, 2:18 pm » Short link

Everyone is the banana.

Is this illegal?

» June 30th, 2014, 8:13 am » Short link

no if you take off the il
why is mah name Dixie Diddy

» June 30th, 2014, 2:20 pm » Short link

You are both of them.

Where have you been all this time?

by **Kimi Kong** » July 8th, 2014, 4:05 am » Short link

Scubadiving for Ice Cream Sandwiches

Where have you been?

» July 8th, 2014, 6:21 am » Short link

In Kong Kollege, taking Kremling Khemistry.

How did your ice cream expedition turn out?

by **Kimi Kong** » July 8th, 2014, 6:35 am » Short link

A little chilly. For once, its cold in this water.

Have you learned the Kremodic Table of Krem yet? (stupid name is stupid)

» July 8th, 2014, 8:32 am » Short link

Yes, and it's very important/helpful.

Have you ever balanced a Kremcoin?

» July 8th, 2014, 3:38 pm » Short link

If you are referring if i balanced ON a kremkoin or stacked them, then yeah...assuming one of my coins was a kremkoin!

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Spoiler!

:angry: WHAT IS A MAN?

» July 9th, 2014, 1:07 pm » Short link

A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk! Have at you!

Are you a janitor?

» September 12th, 2014, 2:08 pm » Short link

You're dealing with a licensed plumber here, at least in reverse! I think it depends!

How would you react if we brought the forum games back(not really a retarded question but yeah)?

» September 17th, 2014, 12:46 pm » Short link

They're still here, so I wouldn't mind.

Why did it take you months to respond here?

» September 17th, 2014, 2:26 pm » Short link

Because it took me time to realize that you guys pretty much wanted this part of the thread dead.

How's the princess doing?

» September 20th, 2014, 1:50 am » Short link

Oh, she's doing fine!

Which one are you talking about again?

» September 20th, 2014, 2:36 am » Short link

Oh i don't really know at this point...

How should we protect the banana hoard DK has?

» September 24th, 2014, 2:31 pm » Short link

Continue to eat all his bananas.

Why was Banjo-Kazooie rushed?

» September 24th, 2014, 2:32 pm » Short link

Because DK was low on bananas.

Where have you been?

» September 27th, 2014, 2:13 am » Short link

Now my pretty, listen here,
Haven't you known I to always be near?

» October 19th, 2015, 6:10 am » Short link

I was on DK Island, nobody except me knows where that is on this world...

How do I save a Game Over? :dixiecry:

» October 19th, 2015, 8:16 am » Short link

With Wario Land 3? :swanky:

Who wants some of this year's spooks? :twisted:

» October 21st, 2015, 12:44 pm » Short link

← He does.

Do you want the donut questions to return?

» October 24th, 2015, 4:51 am » Short link

I want the doughnut ones to, they're definitely different things!

How do you get a pig colonel, not just a mask?

» October 30th, 2015, 6:20 am » Short link

I said pretty please.

Does Wrinkly's donut like Cranky's donut?

» October 30th, 2015, 10:47 am » Short link

I'm guessing it dough's nut. Butter i may bee wrong.

Do you even kong?

» October 30th, 2015, 11:56 am » Short link

Yeah, brah.

Did you know that I am an idiot?

» March 17th, 2016, 6:42 am » Short link

No, I didn't.

Is it a bad idea to hug Dixie, Diddy, Donkey, or any other Kongs for that matter?

» March 19th, 2016, 7:15 am » Short link

I dunno, depends on which one you decide to hug. Maybe you'll get some mixed answers...

I feel the need to finally get this one out of the way, Super Luigi. What is it with you and Dixie?!

» March 19th, 2016, 9:01 am » Short link

I don't know what you mean.

Where are all the bananas?

» March 21st, 2016, 4:49 am » Short link

What? You think the banana hoard was plundered again?

What would you consider your love?

» March 22nd, 2016, 8:44 am » Short link

I still don't know what you mean.

Why are you so good at this game?

» March 22nd, 2016, 1:03 pm » Short link

I'm not that good actually I'm just constantly thinking of silly answers to already retarded questions

Do you ever think that at some point you're forgetting something?

» March 22nd, 2016, 1:24 pm » Short link

All the time.

Are we supposed to not like each other?

» January 20th, 2023, 1:05 pm » Short link

I don’t think so. Cranky doesn’t know that in DKC3, though. I think he’s mellowed out since the DKC trilogy days.

Question:
How can a bird with a musical instrument carry a bear? The game in question is probably the best or one of the best on the N64! :parry:

» January 21st, 2023, 2:58 am » Short link

Velcro. Lots and lots of Velcro.

Who stole Donkey Kong's shower? He had one before DK64 was released.

» January 21st, 2023, 8:31 am » Short link

A red plumber.

How does Diddy Kong not break a leg in Parrot Chute panic? Dixie flies down. But what happens to Diddy? :parry:

» January 21st, 2023, 2:42 pm » Short link

He bounces off of the bottom.

What happens when there are too many Banana Fairies together?

» January 21st, 2023, 3:53 pm » Short link

Banana birds shoot blue eggs.

Why did Cranky beat DKC in under an hour? :parry:

» January 21st, 2023, 5:17 pm » Short link

He probably had nothing better to do that day.

Why is there a DKC track called Northern Hemispheres? There's only one northern hemisphere on Earth last time I checked.

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