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[BlueTronic]

No, the perfect amount of mean...

but ya mama is too mean!

Too predictable? *Waits for someone to continue chain*

[Tiptup Jr.]

No, the perfect amount of predictable...

But yo mama is too predictable!

Too stupid? *Waits for Qyzbud to ban me, Kong-Fu and Jomingo*

[Jomingo]

Yes, too stupid indeed.

But Yo momma is too stupid.

Too Old? *Waits for someone to stop the madness*

[Qyzbud]

I would have banned y'all, but it was too amusing watching you guys battle it out. That said, yes, it's getting old now... old like all of yo stupid predictable mean creepy mamas!

[Tiptup Jr.]

Man, I love this thread.

...Says your mom! Ha!

[Tiptup Jr.]

EDIT: I accidentally posted the same thing twice. Could you delete this post, Qyz?

Qyz says: Nope, this thread's not worth moderating. (but I'd moderate yo mama any day of the week)

[BlueTronic]

Yo mama so stupid she took 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

[Jomingo]

Yo Momma so doopid, she tooka spoon to the Super Bowl!

Beat that!

[BlueTronic]

Yo mama so stupid she tried to M&Ms in alphabetical order.

[Jomingo]

Yo momma so doopid, she got fired from the M&Ms factory for throwing away all the W's!

[BlueTronic]

Yo mama so stupid she spelled it "Doopid".

[Tiptup Jr.]

YO MAMMA SO STUPID, SHE STARVED TO DEATH IN A GROCERY STORE!!!

[Jomingo]

Yo Momma so fat, she fell on Kong-fu for making fun of my hilarious spelling of stoopid!

[BlueTronic]

Yo mama so fat she went to the movie theater and sat next to everyone.

[Jomingo]

Yo momma's so fat, she was in the Movie, and the movie was Free Willy!

[BlueTronic]

Yo mama so ugly that she was in the movie and the movie was Cloverfield!

[Jomingo]

Yo momma so doopid that she was in the movie and it was Forrest Gump!

[BlueTronic]

Yo mama so fat she make Jabba the Hut say "DAAAAAANG! "

[Jomingo]

Yo Momma could eat Jabba the Hutt. Hell, she could eat Rancor!

[BlueTronic]

My favorite animal is Bigfoot. Seriously, he's real.

Please, Jomingo, no one wants to hear about your mom.

[Jomingo]

Well, yo momma's like the Loch ness Monster!

[Cody]

These two men are going hunting in the woods; one of them has a shotgun and the other doesn't. The one without the shotgun spies a deer in a nearby pasture with his binoculars. The man with the shotgun shoots the deer and it falls into the grass. "We shot a deer! We shot a deer!" says the man without the shotgun. The man with the shotgun says, "What do you mean WE? I shot a deer."

Later, the two men go to the pasture to pick up the deer. It comes to their attention that it was actually a farmer's prized cow. "We shot a cow! We shot a cow!" said the man with the shotgun, in horror. "What do you mean WE?" says the man without the shotgun. "YOU shot a cow."

[Jomingo]

OK, so a kid in school has all E's and is going to be held back. So his mom goes to the teacher's office to see what their options are, and the teacher says he will not flunk her son, but she has to do something for him. She says "What do you mean?", and he starts undoing his pants. She says "Oh, well...um... I guess if it'll help my son". So about 4 and half minutes later she leaves the office, and sees a man walking into the office, and he says, "Hey, what are you doing in my office!"


Ha, she thought that other guy was the teacher!

[BlueTronic]

Yesterday, I was at Pizza Hut with a friend and I held my phone up and said "Wait, I'm gonna showyou something funny. I need to find it". He knew I was going to take a picture of him, so he made a goofy face. I took a picture, and then, a few minutes later (after we finished putting lemon juice in my little brother's drink) I held up my phone again and said I wanted to show him something else. He went to his goofy pose again, but instead of taking a picture, I opened a picture of my dog begging to have his tummy scratched, and then I showed it to him.

[Jomingo]

Lemon juice? I would've put garlic butter or salt in it.

[BlueTronic]

I didn't see any salt or garlic... If I had, Id've put all 3 in there!

[Jomingo]

Yeah, good point. One time my brother asked me to get him a Diet Pepsi, and I got him a regular.

[BlueTronic]

You...

...savage!

[BlueTronic]

Yo mama so stupid she saw a school bus full of white kids pass by and yelled "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

[Jomingo]

Totally old, was it worth a double post?

Yo momma.

[BlueTronic]

Heck, yeah. It's even funnier than watching your momma trying to fit though a door...

...Did I mention they're double doors? XD

[Jomingo]

Funnier than watching your mom run in circles after attaching a sausage to her back?

[BlueTronic]

Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the musician's drumset and crushed it, even the sound waves got smashed: his song came out like this

[Jomingo]

Yo momma so doopid, she said drumsetand!

[Tiptup Jr.]

Man, this thread has to have a world record for the most intense Yo Mama fight ever.

Yo Mama so fat, she got stuck in mid-air!

[Jomingo]

I got stuck in yo momma!

[BlueTronic]

Yo mama so ugly she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for mooning!

[Tiptup Jr.]

Yo mama so stupid, she wouldn't even know how to open a window, let alone her stick her head out. (Because she's fat too!)

[Jomingo]

How did yo momma get in the house? Let alone look out the window?

[BlueTronic]

How would she walk? Let alone get in the house. All she does is lay down and roll all over the place.

[Jomingo]

Yo Momma can't roll. In fact, she causes the earth to tilt in the direction of the sun due to the upset balance of gravity. When ever the moon comes around to her side it gets about 428 miles closer to Earth, causing serious tidal waves. But don't worry, they only hit Thailand.

[BlueTronic]

...When ever the moon comes around to her side it gets about 428 miles closer to Earth...

How can you tell? she causes an eclipse.

[Jomingo]

I was talking about Yo Momma!

[BlueTronic]

Oh really? Yo momma so fat that when she stepped on the scale, it said "One at a time, please"

[Tiptup Jr.]

No, yo mama's so fat she has to use an elephant scale, CUZ SHE'S AS BIG AS A effing ELEPHANT HAHAHA!

...Sorry.

[Jomingo]

Yo momma makes the scale say To be Continued....

[BlueTronic]

...Heard it.

Yo mama so fat she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.

[Jomingo]

Yo momma ate godzilla's baby.

[BlueTronic]

Yo mama ate Godzilla!

[Tiptup Jr.]

Yo mama ate Godzilla's mama!