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» February 23rd, 2008, 3:57 pm » Short link

Qyzbud basically covered all the the general threads, so far.

This thread's the cherry that goes on top.

» February 24th, 2008, 12:10 pm » Short link

In Soviet Russia, joke tells you!!

Chuck Norris was walking down the street with an erection. No one survived.

So two guys walked into a bar. Ouch!

Is this thing on?

» February 24th, 2008, 1:05 pm » Short link

Okay so two black guys walk into a bar.

And then two gay guys walk in.

And then the black guys kill the gay guys.

...

Uh... pickles?

Thank you, good night!

by **cfh** » February 24th, 2008, 2:01 pm » Short link

Oh my.

The Joke Thread strikes again.

» February 25th, 2008, 3:01 am » Short link

There are only two things I can't stand in this world:
1) People who are intollerant of other people's cultures
2) and the Dutch!

» February 25th, 2008, 5:27 am » Short link

cfh wrote:Oh my.

The Joke Thread strikes again.

No. This one's 'Attack of the Jokes' The next one would be The Joke Thread Strikes Back.

» February 25th, 2008, 7:05 am » Short link

And then of course there will be the crappy Joke Thread prequels.

by **cfh** » February 25th, 2008, 7:10 am » Short link

But the Joke Thread games will still be pretty good.

(I think we should let this die now...)

» February 25th, 2008, 7:13 am » Short link

The only good one is Lego Joke Thread.

Anyway Batman, The Easter Bunny, and a smart Blonde are all sitting on a bench and a $100 dollar bill flys by. Who grabs it?

Spoiler!

No one. None of them exist.

Lovin' these new spoiler tags.

» February 25th, 2008, 7:45 am » Short link

cfh wrote:(I think we should let this die now...)

On the contrary, I think we should do CPR on it. :mrgreen:

EDIT: Wait! Wait! Wait! I got one that'll bring down the house!:

A man was praying to God and said "God? What's a million years to you?"
God: A million years to me is only a second.
Man: Hmmm

... What's a million dollars to you?
God: A million dollars to me is a penny.
Man: ...*Thinks for a minute*... God, can I have a penny? :mrgreen:

God: Sure!

... Just a second.

» February 26th, 2008, 7:08 am » Short link

Nice.

A guy and his buddy are out hunting, and one accidentally shoots the other in the face. He calls 9-1-1 and tells them what happened. They say, "Calm down. Now the first thing you have to do is make sure he's dead." There's a long pause, and then a gunshot. The guys says, "OK, now what?"

» February 27th, 2008, 11:04 am » Short link

Oh holy crap.

That is a brilliant example of miscommunication. Imagine how the officer would have felt...

» February 27th, 2008, 12:19 pm » Short link

Hed've said: They don't pay me enough to do this. :roll:

» February 27th, 2008, 12:59 pm » Short link

That's what she said!

Ha... get it? 'Cuz she's a prostitute?

Oh, nevermind.

» February 28th, 2008, 8:09 am » Short link

No, he'd have said, "I'm getting too old for this crap".

» February 28th, 2008, 3:10 pm » Short link

Something funny my friend said in his religion class at school a week ago:

Teacher: What did Jesus say when Judus kissed him on the cheek?
My Friend: "You suck!

"

» February 29th, 2008, 8:26 am » Short link

Oh, I just remembered we can't swear on this forum. That's what's up with my previous post. Sorry. :oops:

by **cfh** » February 29th, 2008, 10:18 am » Short link

Can't we swear in this board? It's "Anything Goes" and it says so in the description.

» February 29th, 2008, 10:54 am » Short link

Yeah, you guys can swear in Anything Goes... no promises that it will look the way you intended, of course.

by **Jomingo** » March 1st, 2008, 7:10 am » Short link

Ooooh, tricky.

by **BlueTronic** » March 1st, 2008, 9:37 am » Short link

I saw a show where a mad scientist said "I'm gonna put myself in this copy machine, and make copies of myself!... WHO'S CRAZY NOW!? :twisted:

"

Then the copies came out wrong, and he said "DARN IT!

It alway works perfect when people do it with their butts.

"

by **Jomingo** » March 1st, 2008, 11:57 am » Short link

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups. He pushes the world down.

by **cfh** » March 1st, 2008, 12:42 pm » Short link

No. No Chuck Norris jokes. They weren't even funny to begin with, and it doesn't help that everyone's already heard that one before.

» March 1st, 2008, 12:46 pm » Short link

I haven't

.

by **Jomingo** » March 2nd, 2008, 9:27 am » Short link

I apologise if my jokes are a tad out of date. At least I'm not doing Yo momma jokes, right?

by **nickp17** » March 6th, 2008, 2:22 pm » Short link

Tiptup Jr. wrote:Okay so two black guys walk into a bar.

And then two gay guys walk in.

And then the black guys kill the gay guys.

...

Haha My favorite.

I'm not racist by any stretch and I'm sure neither is tittup.

by **Tiptup Jr.** » March 7th, 2008, 8:56 am » Short link

No, I'm not racist. I am a tad gaycist though, but I don't want to talk about that right now...

by **Jomingo** » March 8th, 2008, 5:37 am » Short link

There is no need to ever bring that up again.

But what we do need to bring attention to is that Nick just called Tiptup Tittup. Very humorous indeed.

by **nickp17** » March 8th, 2008, 5:45 am » Short link

=O

My bad. Haha that is pretty funny. :oops:

by **cfh** » March 8th, 2008, 6:53 am » Short link

Tittup... someone change his name to that now :lol:

by **BlueTronic** » March 8th, 2008, 9:32 am » Short link

cfh wrote:Tittup... someone change his name to that now

Ah, leave tittup alone.

Poor Titptup

by **nickp17** » March 8th, 2008, 10:17 am » Short link

Cmon guys

by **Qyzbud** » March 8th, 2008, 10:25 am » Short link

I... thought I disabled guest posting... :?:

Oh wait, I left it available for this Anything Goes board.

Joke's on me, now.

» March 8th, 2008, 10:30 am » Short link

Cmon, guys.

I couldn't help it, :oops:

but once is enough for me.

It's just a joke, not a real insult.

I... thought I disabled guest posting...

Oh wait, I left it available for this Anything Goes board.

Joke's on me, now.

Can you delete my guest post, please? :oops:

Qyz says: Yup. However, now that 'invisible' t you put up there isn't quite invisible...

by **Jomingo** » March 8th, 2008, 2:14 pm » Short link

It would be funnier if it was Tit tip. Alright, I guess that's far enough, though I wanted to make fun of other names, such as DongFu. Maybe later.

by **BlueTronic** » March 8th, 2008, 2:18 pm » Short link

Qyzbudweiser.

Still think that pronunciation sounds better.

by **Qyzbud** » March 8th, 2008, 3:28 pm » Short link

Qyzbud by name... Wiser by nature. :geek:

by **Kowbrainz** » March 8th, 2008, 3:29 pm » Short link

Qyzbud wrote:Qyzbud by name... Wiser by nature.

That's the best joke I've heard in this thread.

by **BlueTronic** » March 8th, 2008, 3:37 pm » Short link

Qyzbud wrote:Qyzbud by name... Wiser by nature.

Get it?

QyzBudwieser

by **Kowbrainz** » March 8th, 2008, 3:41 pm » Short link

Kong-Fu wrote:
Qyzbud wrote:Qyzbud by name... Wiser by nature.

You didn't get it?

QyzBudwieser

I think Qyz is smart enough to know what a Budwieser is... :roll:

by **Qyzbud** » March 8th, 2008, 3:58 pm » Short link

Heh, yeah I got it. I just beat it with a better one.

by **Tiptup Jr.** » March 9th, 2008, 8:05 am » Short link

Someone on YouTube called me Tittup once. I had nightmares for a week. :cry:

by **nickp17** » March 9th, 2008, 9:32 am » Short link

sorry TTJ

by **Jomingo** » March 9th, 2008, 10:14 am » Short link

There's no such thing as natural selection, only the animals Chuck Norris allows to exist.

by **cfh** » March 9th, 2008, 11:40 am » Short link

...another one everyone's heard...

» March 10th, 2008, 7:29 am » Short link

I used to have super-human powers

...

...but my psychiatrist took them away. :cry:

» April 23rd, 2008, 12:49 pm » Short link

Hey, how come no one told any yo mama jokes yet?

Yo mama so fat she got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

by **Jomingo** » April 24th, 2008, 6:42 am » Short link

I will take your mother to a nice seafood dinner, and then never call her again!

» April 24th, 2008, 8:42 am » Short link

Oh no, it is I who will be taking your mother to a nice seafood dinner! And I will call her again! BWA HA HA! :twisted:

...Too creepy?

by **Jomingo** » April 24th, 2008, 10:20 am » Short link

No, perfect amount of creepy.

But your mom is too creepy! HA HA HA! :twisted:

Too mean?

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