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» January 2nd, 2010, 9:50 am » Short link

I was thinking something more like asdfghjkl;' but yours works fine too.

Longcat or Tacgnol?

» January 2nd, 2010, 10:05 am » Short link

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG Cat

Tamama or Mametchi?

by **The Guy** » January 3rd, 2010, 3:17 am » Short link

I guess the second one.

What is the seventh letter in
THE ALPHABET?

» January 3rd, 2010, 8:37 am » Short link

H if it's THE ALPHABET joke and G if we're talking the letter in the alphabet. Or it could be %.

Can anyone here recite the names of every single Poke'mon?

by **The Guy** » January 4th, 2010, 5:26 am » Short link

Maybe 90% of them in the wrong order.

What you would you thinkk if I got a pet monkey and gave him a red shirt and hat?

by **Jomingo** » January 4th, 2010, 6:52 am » Short link

I would marry you.

What do you think of that proposal?

» January 4th, 2010, 2:49 pm » Short link

It's great!

(OMG!! My 200th post!!)

Why does my dog insist on licking my leg?!

» January 19th, 2010, 8:22 pm » Short link

Because the leg of your computer chair didn't taste the same.

Are we there yet?

by **The Guy** » January 20th, 2010, 8:24 am » Short link

We'll get there when we get there!

What is the meaning of life?

» February 1st, 2010, 3:50 pm » Short link

The condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally. (Taken from dictionary.com)

Where do we keep our eyes open for the bargains?

» February 1st, 2010, 8:50 pm » Short link

Christmas Tree Shop!

Boston Bruins or Boston Red Sox?

» February 4th, 2010, 7:28 am » Short link

Um... Neither, because they both suck? (I assume; I don't follow professional sports at all.)

Anyone got plans for Valentine's Day?

» February 24th, 2010, 7:54 pm » Short link

No, because that stupid question was answered after Valentine's Day.

Why didn't anyone answer it before Valentine's Day?

» February 25th, 2010, 8:22 am » Short link

Nobody did because the forum isn't very active.

What is this: :arrow:

» February 27th, 2010, 2:57 pm » Short link

Remember in DK64 when Chunky would point to Tiny even when she wasn't there, well it's something like that but with smilies.

:shock:

» February 28th, 2010, 2:02 am » Short link

He just became comfortable.

Finish the sentence: I...

by **FefeRawft** » March 5th, 2010, 8:08 am » Short link

... am NOT a cat!!

Finish the sentence:

Diddy Kong....

by **The Guy** » March 5th, 2010, 8:11 am » Short link

... rhymes with Giddy Kong.

One day, Donkey Kong decided to turn on his computer to play...

by **FefeRawft** » March 5th, 2010, 10:58 am » Short link

... a DKC ROM.

The second DKC is definitely....

by **The Guy** » March 6th, 2010, 7:16 am » Short link

... good.

One day Donkey Kong tried to go to his Banana Hoard, but he ended up in...

by **DKCplayer** » March 6th, 2010, 7:58 am » Short link

... this topic here: viewtopic.php?f=40&t=599&start=50

Why did this start happening? (That's the question)

» March 6th, 2010, 10:11 am » Short link

Because The Guy messed it up.

Why did The Guy mess it up?

by **The Guy** » March 6th, 2010, 12:32 pm » Short link

Because I felt like it.

What does Donkey Kong dream about if he eats overripe bananas?

by **DKCplayer** » March 6th, 2010, 2:13 pm » Short link

He has a dream where he found 6 eggs with question marks on them and a key made out of ice.

What did DK use them for?

» March 6th, 2010, 2:59 pm » Short link

he made a banana nut bread with them nummy, those eggs anyway enough for the whole donkey kong family and us.

by **The Guy** » March 8th, 2010, 5:12 am » Short link

No question? Okay.

Just the other day Kiddy Kong tripped on a vine and fell into a pit, where he found something. What was it?

» March 11th, 2010, 10:56 am » Short link

The vine was actually a prehistoric fossilized bananasaur.

Why do I keep coming back here?

by **The Guy** » March 11th, 2010, 11:05 am » Short link

You keep coming back here because you forgot your car keys.

Is there any game Cranky is not good at?

» March 11th, 2010, 11:17 am » Short link

Most Mario games, Zelda, CoD, Halo, and OMGKEFtAMTCTFSRiObtKWHtABMIKWWYTAINGSTLA (If anyone remembers that!)

Does anyone still remember OMGKEFtAMTCTFSRiObtKWHtABMIKWWYTAINGSTLA?

by **The Guy** » March 12th, 2010, 6:41 am » Short link

Yep.

What did Kiddy do during the 7,891th second during last Thursday?

by **FefeRawft** » March 12th, 2010, 2:25 pm » Short link

Run away, but returned the 7,892nd second during last Thursday because he was hungry.

What did he eat?

by **The Guy** » March 24th, 2010, 7:07 am » Short link

He ate a half a sub for some reason.

What is the following arrow pointing to: :arrow:

by **FefeRawft** » March 24th, 2010, 8:32 am » Short link

Blank space on a post [/serious cat]

Find me a picture of serious cat. <- Question

» March 24th, 2010, 12:11 pm » Short link

Nope, sorry.

Whatever happened to the activity in this topic, and Qyzbud?

» March 29th, 2010, 5:34 am » Short link

Qyz... is on a journey. Of epicness. I wish him well.

Will I ever find true love? :oops:

by **The Guy** » March 29th, 2010, 5:57 am » Short link

Yes. You will have to cross the Sahara Desert on foot first, though. Thankfully there's no time limit.

When will the next update to the main site be?

by **FefeRawft** » March 31st, 2010, 1:28 am » Short link

About a week from now, maybe a couple of years......

Yes? No? Maybe? Possible? Epic? Fail? Win? Diddy Kong? Only the brave will be able to solve the puzzle....

by **The Guy** » March 31st, 2010, 2:23 am » Short link

There is only one answer: There is no answer!

Is that a paradox?

» March 31st, 2010, 9:34 am » Short link

YOU SHALL BUILD A TURTLE FENCE!

NOW WHO WILL HELP ME BUILD A TURTLE FENCE?!?!?!?12478

by **The Guy** » March 31st, 2010, 10:00 am » Short link

Turtles will, as you can't have a turtle fence without turtles!

What if you can have a turtle fence that has nothing to do with turtles?

by **Tiptup Jr.** » April 1st, 2010, 7:49 am » Short link

Then it would be a rattlesnake fence.

So anyway... how does everyone feel about the current state of the global economy?

by **BlueTronic** » April 1st, 2010, 8:04 am » Short link

Ask again in 4 years and maybe you'll get a positive response.

Why do your feet smell, but your nose run?

by **The Guy** » April 1st, 2010, 8:44 am » Short link

Because they want to play "Soviet Russia" in a new way.

What gets wetter as it dries?

by **BlueTronic** » April 1st, 2010, 9:06 am » Short link

I know the answer, but I don't want to get banned for making inapropriate jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

by **Tiptup Jr.** » April 1st, 2010, 9:08 am » Short link

Ohhhh snap! I probably know what you're referring to.

But yeah, that chicken joke is so old, let's spice it up a bit... because a black guy was after it!

Too much?

Spoiler!

EDIT: Probably, but I believe The Guy got that wetter-drier thing off of an episode of Family Guy that aired recently.

by **The Guy** » April 1st, 2010, 10:31 am » Short link

Not even enough.

Spoiler!

And yes, I got it from Family Guy.

? (What was said here by 8-)

?)

by **KremKrawl** » April 3rd, 2010, 10:06 am » Short link

said ''PIES.''

Why can't I beat Lance in Pokemon HeartGold?

by **The Guy** » April 3rd, 2010, 10:12 am » Short link

You can't beat him because he's really Chuck Norris in disguise.

What happened after the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side?

by **FefeRawft** » April 3rd, 2010, 4:36 pm » Short link

He was fried and sold to KFC.

What is my question?

by **BlueTronic** » April 4th, 2010, 1:54 am » Short link

Hopefully something more creative than "What is my question?"

Am I the only Atlaser with a PS3?

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